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jamesgtfc
August 19, 2021, 12:27pm
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You may have heard about Thomas Gronnemark, the Liverpool throw in coach but AFC Wimbledon have appointed a substitution coach.

Be interesting to see what edge, if any, it gives them.

[url]https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9905627/AFC-Wimbledon-trial-use-SUBSTITUTION-coach.html[/url]
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Sounds a lot like people are making up jobs to get their friends on the payroll without them actually having to work. Though at times I feel like we could use some coaching in making effective subs.
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I see they've invested in their own Parslow Point. Andy Parslow, 'Restart Coach', whatever one of those is (sounds like a roll they'd have at a job centre).


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And if you lose you can always blame the "Substitution Coach"

Maybe we should get one  


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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I see they've invested in their own Parslow Point. Andy Parslow, 'Restart Coach', whatever one of those is (sounds like a roll they'd have at a job centre).


We might not have lost to Stevenage last season if we had one of those. Fine margins and all that.
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Thought this was going to be a thread about Peter Sheffield, they once sent a substitution coach when ours broke down, the substitution subsequently failed too.
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The obvious question being......




When did a substitution coach ever get you 3 points?
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Maybe they could coach the subs to actually be ready when called upon, instead of having to take 30 layers of clothes off, put shin pads in, take off jewellery and more importantly put the right shirt on.
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I could be one of those, free access to matches & facilities - that sort of suff - will dispatch my application forthwith.
Substitution Coach?  A  barmy idea.
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Quoted from forza ivano
The obvious question being......




When did a substitution coach ever get you 3 points?


As part of the F.A coaching badges needed for this role the bods at St George's show reels of old games and pause just before actual subs were made.
Having watched the game candidates have to present what they would do.
Chester...14/3/15...75mins....pause the video .....






91 out 92 candidates didnt put Parslow on 🤣



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We need a fitness coach in the Upper Findus.  To help fans best manage everything during HT. Check lottery result on the pitch, get down steps and stairs quick, get in queue for toilets, queue for a pint, check on football on the TV and your phone, and queue for a snack.  Then get all the way back to your seat without missing any footy.  At least the exercise warms you up in the winter. 😓
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Holloway - the runaway coach….


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Last season i would have brought the subs. on before the match started
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