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Knut Anders Fosters Voles
July 8, 2021, 1:16am
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I’m getting Pulp Fiction vibes about Sir Gareth’s use of Baron Grealish.

Just the threat and myth of Grealish is powering us to Euro glory, even though he’s done very little on the pitch so far.

Whenever England are struggling for penetration after an hour of inoffensive foreplay, Sir Gareth turns to Steve Holland...

Steve Holland: Bring out the Gimp

Sir Gareth of Southgate: [whispers] I think Jack is sleeping

Steve Holland: Well I guess you just have to go wake him up now, won't you?

Jack’s chains rattle as Graham Jones pulls Grealish out of a locked cage, dressed head-to-toe in a leather bondage suit and child’s shin pads.

36 mins later, Jack is back in his cage. The opponent has been fûcked.
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Like a footballing Handmaid.


Miss Scunthorpe. Not a beauty pageant, just sound advice.
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Grealish set up the goal against Czech Republic and absolutely changed the game vs Germany but don't let that get in the way of whatever this is...
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Grealish set up the goal against Czech Republic and absolutely changed the game vs Germany but don't let that get in the way of whatever this is...


Yes. Even last night, when Grealish got on the ball, he was backing Wass and the other Danish defenders into the penalty area because they were so scared of engaging and bringing him down.

He’s just Keyzer Söze with cartoon curtains.
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