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chipsandgravy
May 15, 2021, 8:37pm
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As a dyslexic Christian, my biggest worry is than when I die I could go straight to Hull



Thought that was funny!!
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May 15, 2021, 8:40pm
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Hull isn't that bad. It's just eternity with anyone from Hull would be a bit of a nightmare linguistically.
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May 15, 2021, 9:22pm

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There was the one about the dyslexic agnostic who can’t decide what wether dog exists or not.


"Crombie you would have got to that if you weren't such a fat ba%$@rd" - George Kerr, inspiration from the dug out 70s style  
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And the dyslexic pagan who believed in Santa


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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My mate’s a dyslexic pimp. He  bought a warehouse.

He got invited to a toga party. And went as a goat.


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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Our former chairman is dyslexic. He went to a Viking themed party as a Danish king of England (1016-1035). Trouble is he never stopped playing the role.


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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Our former chairman is dyslexic. He went to a Viking themed party as a Danish king of England (1016-1035). Trouble is he never stopped playing the role.


For some reason I'm laughing at this one more than I should do KM  
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For some reason I'm laughing at this one more than I should do KM  


I thank you. Historical humour is not for everyone.

[bow switch a flourish]


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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I thank you. Historical humour is not for everyone.

[bow switch a flourish]


Sadly the tide turned some years ago....  
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