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RexFannies
January 13, 2021, 1:31am
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This seasons over. We managed to stay up by the skin of our teeth. COVID is a distant memory. The first game of the season is Town v Lincoln (I don’t know how that happened).

Having new owners we somehow manage to be in our new 10000 seater stadium. It’s a full house and you have your season ticket in your pocket. You’re on the hallway line...best seat in the house.

Five minutes before kick off and you hear, excuse me...excuse me...sorry...excuse me...and John Fenty takes his place in the seat next to you...complimentary season ticket in one hand, flask of tea in the other and a big smile on his face.

Would you say anything?


The Only Way Is Up
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The_Laughing_Mariner
January 13, 2021, 1:48am
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Yes.
I would advise him where to go to have his flask  removed


<'(((((<

When I was a little boy
I asked my daddy what would i be
would I be United, would i be Leeds
Here's what he said to me

Oh Grimsby Grimsby
Whatever will be will be
You'll follow then faithfully
Oh Grimsby Grimsby


Tell me Mam me Mam
I dont want no tea no tea
I'm watching the Grimsby
Tell me Mam me mam
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KingstonMariner
January 13, 2021, 2:00am
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Ian called to ask you if the darts is still on


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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January 13, 2021, 4:34am
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One of the bulbs on the floodlight doesn't appear to be working, would you kindly get your bottom up there and fix it.
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aldi_01
January 13, 2021, 5:44am

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I’d ask him how he’s feeling about is upcoming trial and remind him that flasks are a safety risk and not to worry, the flag the linesman has is important and will not need deconstructing so it no longer poses a threat...

I guess I’d ask if he’s visited his chum since his successful deportation for the UK...


'the poor and the needy are selfish and greedy'...well done Mozza
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KingstonMariner
January 13, 2021, 9:37am
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What about the orange?


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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January 13, 2021, 9:45am
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Anyone who does is arrogant. The man has many shortcomings, however would be entitled to watch a football match in peace without being pestered. If you don't know where the line is there is something wrong.
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January 13, 2021, 9:56am

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Anyone who does is arrogant. The man has many shortcomings, however would be entitled to watch a football match in peace without being pestered. If you don't know where the line is there is something wrong.


People are free to discuss the club on this board and to arrange B-Team Boycott matches without being pestered, but Fenty still found the time to invite people in for his special chats or to phone people up.

He’s entitled to shite.
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TownSNAFU5
January 13, 2021, 9:59am
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Did you get an interview for the Bradford City ground maintenance position advertised?  

You had plenty of relevant experience.  
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davmariner
January 13, 2021, 10:01am
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I would deconstruct the flask to the point where it was safe and couldn’t be considered a danger.


Up The Mariners!
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