Morecambe (A)........you crafty tw@t !!!

Quoted from tintowner

Me and the missus are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary during the first week of August.

We are travelling up to Scotland on Monday 5th August and then coming back down during the week taking in the lakes, Blackpool (our honeymoon destination at the time).....and Southport (a few memories of going there with the Mariners.........and the missus liked the place)  

Anyway!...... yesterday I asked her if she would fancy adding to our adventure in August by starting it on the Saturday , the argument being that we would be just kicking our heels over the weekend waiting to travel up on the Monday.

She was all for it..  .so I suggested somewhere up north around half way....and a coastal town.   .

I got google maps on the computer and said..... how does Morecambe sound   ......... she was quite happy with that.....' I've never been to Morecambe' she said............................I booked the hotel  

Whereabouts in Scotland? Fancy a trip to a Talbot match?

I'm currently working nights and at about midnight I received a text from the wife......         'you crafty twit' it said.

I replied with a ?  

Wife: do you know where Grimsby are playing on the opening day of the season?

Me: I haven't seen the fixtures yet my princess  

Wife:   MORECAMBE  

Me:  Are they really......isn't that a coincidence........ well I may as well go and support the lads seeing that I will be there.  

Wife:  this is going to cost you........ a really expensive meal in Morecambe on the Saturday night

Me:  not sure if there is such a place like that in Morecambe my petal.


As soon as the fixtures came out I thought....result..... just need to hatch a plan.

I hope we can get something on the day because I certainly wont be getting anything that night.

Quoted from tintowner

Me and the missus are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary during the first week of August.

We are travelling up to Scotland on Monday 5th August and then coming back down during the week taking in the lakes, Blackpool (our honeymoon destination at the time).....and Southport (a few memories of going there with the Mariners.........and the missus liked the place)  

Anyway!...... yesterday I asked her if she would fancy adding to our adventure in August by starting it on the Saturday , the argument being that we would be just kicking our heels over the weekend waiting to travel up on the Monday.

She was all for it..  .so I suggested somewhere up north around half way....and a coastal town.   .

I got google maps on the computer and said..... how does Morecambe sound   ......... she was quite happy with that.....' I've never been to Morecambe' she said............................I booked the hotel  

I'm currently working nights and at about midnight I received a text from the wife......         'you crafty twit' it said.

I replied with a ?  

Wife: do you know where Grimsby are playing on the opening day of the season?

Me: I haven't seen the fixtures yet my princess  

Wife:   MORECAMBE  

Me:  Are they really......isn't that a coincidence........ well I may as well go and support the lads seeing that I will be there.  

Wife:  this is going to cost you........ a really expensive meal in Morecambe on the Saturday night

Me:  not sure if there is such a place like that in Morecambe my petal.


As soon as the fixtures came out I thought....result..... just need to hatch a plan.

I hope we can get something on the day because I certainly wont be getting anything that night.