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LH
March 3, 2018, 5:05pm

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[tweet]969980441389355008[/tweet]


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Are you wearing a turtle neck jumper and leather jacket under there John?
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You didn't tell me they were that excrement you twit,
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I’ve heard you are the worst thing ever to happen to this football club John
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We where the team in blue right?...
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You watch this every week?
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Have you ever been a Merchant Banker John  ?


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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Sorry John, I've changed my mind.












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Is that w@nker Marley coming to the game today?  


"Crombie you would have got to that if you weren't such a fat ba%$@rd" - George Kerr, inspiration from the dug out 70s style  
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Ok....so we haven't got banks in goal


Rose is on fire

And your scotch eggs are fu(king vile
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March 3, 2018, 5:17pm

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Cancel the press conference John.
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March 3, 2018, 5:19pm
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Are you sure this team will get us to Wembley in the FA Trophy next season John?
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Right John.. I've seen enough already to complete my due diligence on Clarke, Dixon, Berrett, Matt, Hooper, Kelly, Vernon and Wilkinson..
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Quoted from promotion plaice

Have you ever been an Merchant Banker John  ?


No Michael, but I'm often called something that rhymes with it.













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FFS!!!

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This was the reserves right?
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You'll have to lose the scarf John, otherwise the "drafts" will never get through
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Better give Sol a call back


I don't mind Roy Keane making £60,000 a week. I was making the same when I was playing. The only difference was I was printing my own - Mickey Thomas

The area you are trying to protect at corners is the goal - Chris Kamara

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Can I change my mind?


'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.  
~ Alfred Lord Tennyson

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Fek off John, if you think I'm having Wilko as my assistant you can think again.

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March 3, 2018, 5:50pm
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What time are we playing snooker at your place tomorrow?
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Bye.
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Did you bring a flask John?


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better get your cheque book out.
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No wonder you look like a pentioner watching this lot every week
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I'll get me coat.
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I've got my coat already, I am certainly not staying.   I am quitting now after that truly pathetic performance!
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"He has to go, I'm making the call and asking the one we talked about at the interview. Clearly he's not up to standards for it to work."
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That's a better look than the leather jacket & turtle neck.
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Is there a 14 day cooling off period on that contract
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Not a caption but why does Fenty look like Alan Pardew
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I thought you wanted a football manager not a miracle worker
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[quote=33][tweet]969980441389355008[/tweet]


I will bring the loaves. Can you bring the fish?

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this isnt an entry...i cant see the picture...just a tweet will appear here message


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MJ : Whats black and white and slips down the table ?
JF : A rolled up newspaper ?
MJ : Your still in denial arn't you John
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Just keep that girl private Marley out of my way and we'll get on just fine


On bended knee is no way to be free - Peter R de Vries

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And when's the football?


We are destined to a fool's fate that deserves to be mocked.
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Its no wonder the fans hate you John,


                             Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.
                             68 Years following the Town

                              Life member of Trust

                               First game   April 1955
                               
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Are you sure you put 2 million into that?


The Only Way Is Up
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Some fantastic quips
Why not set up a league table of funny comments. Think gtfc would be in the Premiership  
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It's not a Six-Pack John.........it's just a coat.


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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March 3, 2018, 7:46pm
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whats the budget for national league john?
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You have been in charge 15 years and this is the result?
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For the last time John, no. I don’t want to look through russ’ PowerPoint folder.


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“You gave him how much time and how much money to assemble this squad?!”
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I enjoy these seniors games. When do i get to see the first team?
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Ever heard of Dignitas John?
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JF : are you coming then Micheal ?
MJ : what ? Its only the 3rd minute !!!!!
JF : sorry I forgot your new to GTFC
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So our captain's the one who's lodging in a flat above Steels..
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MJ: It's so bad John, that the bloke next to me and the one behind you have turned away from it.


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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MJ: It's so bad John, that the bloke next to me and the one behind you have turned away from it.


Nah they are doing a Poznan


"Crombie you would have got to that if you weren't such a fat ba%$@rd" - George Kerr, inspiration from the dug out 70s style  
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Should have gone to specsavers John!
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The keeper can stay, I'll text the other 10 players tomorrow.


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Look John, when I came for my interview Grimsby looked beautiful covered in snow. My wife has been to look at a few properties today and it is not as described; much like this team.
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Can you you get some boots for next Saturday John.
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I'll keep hold of my coat if you don't mind John, don't want it 'de-constructing'!
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Hey John, wanna play a game of hide and seek 😃
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I think you really need your son Jesus.


Supporting Town for 65 years.  
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I'm happy with that John. Good performance. Good result. Players who know what they're doing.

The less said about the black and white team the better though.


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Quoted from HertsGTFC


Nah they are doing a Poznan


Ah, there speaks an optimist  


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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I see what you mean about that Fishy forum John, I was on there the other day and some loon called GETYOURFACTSRIGHT was ....


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2022/23LDWDWWDWLLDWWDLLLDLWLLWLWLLWDDLDWWDDDLLWDWLWLW
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2020/21  LLDWWLDLDWLWLLLDLWLLDLLDLLLWLLLDDDDWDDDLWLWLWL .. hello darkness my old friend
2019/20  WDLDWWLDLWWLLLDLDLDLDDWWDLLWDDWWL WLLW - ended
2018/19  LWDDLLLLLLWWDWLLLWDWLWWWWLLLLWWWWDLLLDDLLDLWLW Hello Scunny  
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Quoted from topuphere666
Not a caption but why does Fenty look like Alan Pardew


I don't know about that but Fenty is suddenly looking very old - not dyed his hair for a week or two, must be all that worry about being a millionaire



On bended knee is no way to be free - Peter R de Vries

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March 5, 2018, 6:45pm

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You what John! you want me to coach this shower of shite


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My Grimsby Legends
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March 5, 2018, 6:47pm
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Oh my god, I've got a scarf like that!


I've wasted my life in black and white, a pathetic act for a worthless cause
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March 5, 2018, 6:52pm
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Did I tell you about the 3 months gardening leave that Burnley have (just this minute) insisted on? I’ll see you for pre-season, John.
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No Michael, but I'm often called something that rhymes with it.



Bit,Wit,mammary,Sit,Lit,Writ,Fit,--can't remember him being called any of these.
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March 6, 2018, 11:42am
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And he's the captain hahahaha
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March 6, 2018, 2:10pm
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If God really did put the c*nt in Sc*nthorpe, who put the Grim in Grimsby John?........ John?


No attempt at ethical or social seduction can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred of the Tory party. So far as I'm concerned they're lower than vermin. Aneurin Bevan.
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Quick John, put this coat under your jacket... I've just nicked it off the chair next to us!
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March 6, 2018, 4:10pm

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We are knee deep in the excrement John and tea break is over, on your head.


Supporting the Mighty Mariners for over 30 years, home town club is were the heart and soul is and it's great to be a part of it.

Jesus’ disciple Peter, picked up a fish to get the tribute money from it, Jesus left his thumb print on the fish, bless'ed is the Haddock.
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March 6, 2018, 4:17pm
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I didn't realise I would be meeting John's dad?  


Supporting Town for 65 years.  
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March 6, 2018, 6:59pm
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....and you can forget that game of snooker too.
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Money! thats what I`m going to need John plenty of it, don`t look so mardy
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Tell you what John, I'll be pleased to be in the dugout as from next Saturday, I've never heard anyone swear at their own fan like that before..

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March 7, 2018, 6:11pm

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Michael -  Did  LH   say there is a prize for this competition  ?

John ---   You don't know LH do you.  


                             Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.
                             68 Years following the Town

                              Life member of Trust

                               First game   April 1955
                               
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March 7, 2018, 6:16pm

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The first thing you need to do John is too dig deep into your pockets.


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,teach a man to fish and you give him an excuse for him to escape from the wife and kids for the weekend and drink lots of beer.
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March 8, 2018, 8:34am

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I'll be back in a minute John, I must've had a bad pint last night and now my ar@e feels funny.....


All men are equal before fish.
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