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Grantham_Mariner
May 13, 2015, 6:06pm

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Starting to think more about 14.00 on Sunday than thinking about sex. Is this normal?


If the football is bad you can always watch the gulls.
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WOZOFGRIMSBY
May 13, 2015, 6:53pm

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For this week yes!



“To put it in gentleman’s terms if you’ve been out for a night and you’re looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they’re good looking and some weeks they’re not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She weren’t the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let’s have a coffee”
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bobbyturtle
May 13, 2015, 6:57pm
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Thinking about sex does help pass the time. Lol


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Civvy at last
May 13, 2015, 7:20pm

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Just think. 40,000 people watching every move. Hoping you will last the full 90 minutes. Changing ends after 45 mins. All that dribbling. Hoping that it want end up with you getting pulled off before scoring.

Oh yeah. Then there's also the footy 😉


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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Marinerz93
May 13, 2015, 8:08pm

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Just think. 40,000 people watching every move. Hoping you will last the full 90 minutes. Changing ends after 45 mins. All that dribbling. Hoping that it want end up with you getting pulled off before scoring.

Oh yeah. Then there's also the footy 😉


Is this the scene from your turn in the barrel  

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KK_DOG
May 13, 2015, 8:27pm
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What actually is sex ?
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lukeo
May 13, 2015, 8:30pm
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40,000 watching? excrement the bed the most i've hit watching me is 500 on http://www.chaturbate.com and 499 of them where blokes
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Civvy at last
May 13, 2015, 9:00pm

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Is this the scene from your turn in the barrel  

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Nah.
It was a far bigger barrel 😉⚓️💪


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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TownSNAFU5
May 13, 2015, 9:02pm
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A man should be able to multi-task when he needs to, and think of sex and football at the same time.

However, serious injury may occur if you try to do both at the same time.
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Jaws
May 13, 2015, 10:33pm
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Can we have sex at Wembley?
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