Leading scorers in the Conference North

You might recognize some names.

Omar Bogle     Solihull Moors     12     
Dayle Southwell     Boston United     10     
Adam Boyes     Guiseley             10     
Andy Cook     Barrow              9

Shocker...

All decent strikers at that level.

If Boyes played alongside John Lewis who would we sing 'His name is a shop' to ???

Quoted from RoboCod

If Boyes played alongside John Lewis who would we sing 'His name is a shop' to ???

Together they would make a precinct!

I work with mainly Barrow chaps, who tell me, now he's home he's a lardarse with an eye for goal, but no desire to move any higher.

All of them watch Barrow regularly, and also say some Yank billionaire, who's dads from there has bought them out and is willing to bankroll them to the football league, not for major money, but another contender next year if they get up if what I'm hearing is right....

Quoted from MyDogsThoughts

Together they would make a precinct!

I think we should go for a whole shopping centre.

Braintree have 'Marks & Sparks'

Chester have 'Disney'

Any more.....?

I a sure Southwell has got it in him to play a lot higher,

Whether he fulfils his promise is another thing.

just imagine a forward line of boyes, anil & gash.....

and they all play in Boots !!

taxi

Quoted from forza ivano

just imagine a forward line of boyes, anil & gash.....

That German players name still tickles me.....what was his name.....oh yeah Kuntz lol

Quoted from forza ivano

just imagine a forward line of boyes, anil & gash.....

You could add to that, Chiqui Arce  the Paraguary international,he played in the 1998 & 2002 World cups.
There's also Rod Fanni,he plays for Marseille.

This guy would go down well with the Ponny faithfull,could really have some fun with this one....


Argelico Fu@ks - Brazilian who carved out a half-decent career for himself as a central defender, but who is always going to be best remembered as the source of one of football's greatest football headlines: "Fu@ks off to Benfica", Eurosport's famous description of his transfer from Palmeiras to Benfica.

Not a footballer but some time back there was a French Rugby Union player called Condom

Quoted from Grantham_Mariner

I think we should go for a whole shopping centre.

Braintree have 'Marks & Sparks'

Chester have 'Disney'

Any more.....?

Peacock?? Thats a shop isnt it??

There's a player called Brodie absolute kn0b

[url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/20-rudest-footballer-names-ever-3069459[/url]


•20) An early England one-cap wonder, Segar B@stard naturally went on to become a referee.
•19) Winger Wayne Wanklyn played in the same Reading side as keeper Steve Death.
•1 Famously lobbed by Nayim, David Seaman ’s nickname at Arsenal was ‘H’ – short for Harry Monk. Another goalkeeper, Stanislav Seman , was in the Czech side which won Olympic gold in 1980.
•17) Filipino keeper Alphonse Areola has been linked with Manchester United and Tottenham after impressing at Paris St Germain.
•16) Former Grasshoppers striker Andre Muff was a former Switzerland team-mate of Bernt Haas .
•15) Briefly in the limelight with Independiente and Celta Vigo, Argentinean striker Mario Turdo is currently without a club.
•14) Roberto Martinez’s Wigan reign began to go wrong the moment his move for Chilean centre back Waldo Ponce broke down last year. Instead Ponce joined the best-named team in Chile – O’Higgins.
•13) Recently assistant manager at Bury, former centre back Peter Shirtliff ’s name caused giggles at Sheffield Wednesday, Charlton, Wolves and Barnsley.
•12) One of Kevin Keegan’s worst signings, Dutch winger Brian Pinas made one substitute appearance in nearly two years before returning to Feyenoord.
•11) Finally retired at nearly 40, it’s a lasting regret that Czech defender Milan Fukal failed a week’s trial with Leeds in 2006.
•10) Part of the Dutch side thumped 4-1 by England at Wembley in Euro 96, Johan de Kock won an unlucky 13 caps for Holland.
•9) A £5m disaster from the John Barnes/Kenny Dalglish management team at Celtic, Rafael Scheidt started only three league games for the Bhoys and later joined Botafogo. He lived up to his name.
• Briefly linked with the Liverpool vacancy before Kenny Dalglish returned, former Brazil defender Argelico felicitations is, unsurprisingly, known as Argel.
•7) Chelsea disappointed everyone in 2009 by dropping their interest in Independiente keeper Fabian Assman.
•6) The number one club in the Peruvian Andes, widely criticised in the mid-‘00s for moving their stadium to the city of Cerro de Pasco, 4,380 above sea level, are named after a local tribe… Deportivo Wanka.
•5) Long linked with a Premier League move, time is running out for an English club to snap up the services of Marseille right back Rod Fanni.
•4) Germany’s Under-20 manager, a former East German international and one-club man with Dynamo Dresden, is named Ralf Minge .
•3) While at Benfica, Germany keeper Hans-Jorg Butt was briefly understudy to former Portugal No.1 Quim .
•2) Fulham boss Martin Jol’s brothers Richard and Cornelius are known as male private and member . “What’s so funny about this?” the scary Dutchman once raged to a Tottenham press conference, as journos stifled their giggles. “member is a common name in the Netherlands.”
•1) The former Germany striker who enlivened the video for Baddiel and Skinner’s Three Lions remake in ’88, Stefan Kuntz has embraced his name’s brilliance since becoming general manager of Kaiserslautern, by signing both Danny Fuchs and Florian male private .

I think the funniest is an Australian footballer called Norman Conquest

It's all right having a funny name, but have any of them been a leading scorer in the Conference North?

No!