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alvinghammariner
April 24, 2012, 4:03pm

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whilst unconscious from the shock, he had a dream..


Now based in reading, do I class as an exile yet?
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April 24, 2012, 4:15pm

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whilst unconscious from the shock, he had a dream..


Full fat milk, iron burns and electric shocks before bed had always resulted in nightmares for him, but now the three things combined had suddenly transported him to a hell so hellishly helly that even Scunthorpe would've looked nice by comparison.


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In this dream he began to think again Susannah Reid from BBC breakfast telly but he was rudely awoken by John Fenty dressed just in his underpants and holding a rubber malet whilst attempting to affix a mountain goat to his en suite bathroom door with a glue stick. The goat was protesting.
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In this dream he began to think again Susannah Reid from BBC breakfast telly but he was rudely awoken by John Fenty dressed just in his underpants and holding a rubber malet whilst attempting to affix a mountain goat to his en suite bathroom door with a glue stick. The goat was protesting.


All of a sudden an old bearded Norwegian man appeared. GIVE ME BACK MY GOAT, he hollered at the top of his voice. The 2 Billy Goats Gruff just doesn't have the same ring.



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At this point the heat from the electric iron melted his butt plug, and he covered the walls, the furniture and the carpet with a torrent of hot steaming cack, which simply would not stop. It was at this point that he thanked the Lord that he'd done his bronze proficiency badge at swimming.....


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But the goat kept with its relentless protesting, finally unfurling an old bedsheet with the words "Fenty out" crudely painted onto it.


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April 24, 2012, 5:39pm
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And the world suddenly blew up and everybody died
                                  THE END


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And the world suddenly blew up and everybody died
                                  THE END




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Quoted from aaron rattray
And the world suddenly blew up and everybody died
                                  THE END


Some of your best work there Barrymore - in fact I'd go as far as to say it was awight.
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April 24, 2012, 6:39pm

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this woke clive up from his dream. He was pleased that the world was still intact, although his bottom was sore.


Now based in reading, do I class as an exile yet?
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