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aaron rattray
March 4, 2012, 2:05pm
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Although annoying you do make me laugh. Reminds me of myself back when I was 10


thought i was a comedian


i am a season ticket holder and i always will be one  


"aaron is the next michael barrymore, hes a comedinan"

it is official, i am a comedian

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March 4, 2012, 2:16pm
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urine off and play with the traffic Aaron!

And i mean that in the nicest possible way pal!  


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March 4, 2012, 8:23pm

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excrement joke though, the only one that cracks them is Aaron... jealous much


The next barrymore strik..... ohhh no wait...
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March 4, 2012, 8:30pm

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Quoted from lukeo


Although annoying you do make me laugh. Reminds me of myself back when I was 10


Did you support Scumthorpe back then too  


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March 4, 2012, 8:33pm

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I've had urine problems funnier that Aaron:

K9P rules apply of course!

(don't worry Aaron, it'll be above your head, just like the nuns joke)


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March 4, 2012, 10:22pm
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I've had urine problems funnier that Aaron:

K9P rules apply of course!

(don't worry Aaron, it'll be above your head, just like the nuns joke)


2 nuns in the bath, 1 says wheres the soap, the other says it does rather.

This one?


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March 5, 2012, 9:30am

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No this is the one Aaron tried to use: "there was a nun passing some girls toilets where 3 men was having a competition to see who could urinate the highest up the walls. now this nun ran to mother superior rather upset and explained everything and mother superior asked what did you do? and the nun said 'i hit the roof'"

I prefer the nun in the bath joke: there is a knock on the door, "who is it?" says the nun in the bath. "The blind man" says a voice behind the door, the nun thinks for a second and decides to let him come in.
As the bloke walks in he says "Nice mammaries, where do you want the blinds hanging?"


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March 5, 2012, 12:46pm

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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun rips off her mask and says "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver.


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roundballovalhole
March 5, 2012, 12:52pm
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Did the nun rip hers off and say "i'm the bus drivrr" ? Otherwise it dont make sense!
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roundballovalhole
March 5, 2012, 12:53pm
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Oh yeah. . . Cheers!
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