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MaccaBilk
September 21, 2009, 10:09pm
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[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html[/url]

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September 21, 2009, 10:46pm

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From the publication which brought us "1650 New migrants invade the UK each day" comes:

http://www.fmft.net/Daily%20Express%20Newpaper%20Headlines.jpg


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September 22, 2009, 9:47am

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Quoted from MaccaBilk
[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2646557/Suicide-bomber-hid-explosives-up-his-backside.html[/url]

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September 22, 2009, 10:24am
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An old newspaper headline I saw about 2 women raped in a laundrette (sick story I know but great headline)


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September 22, 2009, 10:47am

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the daily mail do have some bizarre headlines and stories...a few weeks back they showed you on mock the week similar stories about population growth in the uk being at a high rate, the sun spoke about rampant couples having too much nookie, the times said something about people having twins and triplets more and more...the daily mail went on to become the usual racist bigot it is by blaming the 'foreigners' entering the country illegally...no funny comments about people having too much sex, no light heartedness etc...just plain old racism. lol

incidently, if they're illegal, surely there is technically no record of them residing in the UK? just a thought.

and yes macca, the sun headline from the other day was brilliant


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September 22, 2009, 7:57pm
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Jesus, that school is tough on bullying isnt it?


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My own favourite was from the Telegraph, "Humber Tsunami Threat" ..


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