Wearne to Torquay

Quoted from TownSNAFU5

Knut, you need to include the plans to bury nuclear waste at Mablethorpe.  At the the old Conoco gas terminal.  

A 50 Billion project proposed, creating 4,000 jobs over 25 years.  That is the carrot anyway.

The aim is to bury nuclear waste half a mile underground. An ideal place for any "bad guys".  Perfectly save of course - for ever and a day.  However, would you select central London for the dump or the far more expendable people in Mablethorpe?

If it goes ahead I hope they move waste by sea.  Given the very poor state of roads to Mablethorpe.

(WE seem to be way off topic from the OP).

Quoted from Knut Anders Fosters Voles

Strangely enough, I’m currently working on a piece for the Grimsby Telegraph…

In 2024, the UK is a wasteland dominated by the war between the malevolent artificial intelligence (Sky Sports) and the human resistance. Sky Sports sends back in time the T-1000—an advanced, prototype, shape-shifting Terminator made of virtually indestructible liquid metal and the face of Kieran Green - to kill the resistance leader Jason Stockwood when he is a manchild.

To protect Stockwood, the resistance sends back a reprogrammed T-800 Terminator, a less-advanced metal endoskeleton that is covered in the synthetic flesh of Alan Pouton.

Stockwood and Pettit split up to escape while Kieran Green battles and mangles Pouton and deactivates it by destroying its power source (mainly reformed haslet and other processed meats). Green assumes Pettit’s appearance to lure out Stockwood but Pettit intervenes and repeatedly shoots it, pushing it toward the edge of the platform, which stands above a vat of molten steel, but he runs out of ammunition before it falls. Pouton. having been reactivated using some out-of-date Isotonic Lucozade, arrives and shoots Green with a grenade launcher, causing it to fall into the molten steel and disintegrate.

Stockwood throws the CPU and severed arm into the vat. Pouton explains he himself must also be destroyed to prevent its CPU from serving as a foundation for Sky Sports. The pair hug and Stockwood tearfully orders Pouton to stay but it persuades Stockwood its destruction is the only way to protect their future. Pettit shakes Pouton’s hand, having come to respect it, and helps lower it into the vat. Before its destruction, Pouton gives the humans a thumbs-up sign and lunges into the vat two feet first.

Stockwood is driving down a motorway dictating an article for The Guardian with Pettit; he reflects on his renewed hope for an unknown future, musing that if Pouton could learn to channel his aggression, so can humanity.