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TownSNAFU5
August 4, 2022, 8:33pm
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It is no good making jokes about Vas Deferens.

Firstly, we are not signing a Dutch striker.  

Secondly,  Many younger fans on here will not know what you mean.  They had not heard of Fred or Rosemary West so did not get the point about the naming of the new Southend West stand.  
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August 4, 2022, 10:12pm

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Sprays it all over…


'the poor and the needy are selfish and greedy'...well done Mozza
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Civvy at last
August 4, 2022, 10:18pm

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I normally go straight into Meggies straight after the match.
Really don’t fancy walking round on a Sat night with Jizz on my shirt !!  


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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lukeo
August 5, 2022, 5:45am
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Each to their own...


Gold star from me. Hahaha
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August 5, 2022, 6:12am
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He's signed for Scunny.  He wanted to play at Glandford Park.
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August 5, 2022, 6:19am
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He's signed for Scunny.  He wanted to play at Glandford Park.


male masturbators welcome jizz to Glanford Park.
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jamesgtfc
August 5, 2022, 9:18am
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He loves cumming deep for balls.
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Limerick Mariner
August 5, 2022, 10:30am
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I made a vas deferens joke last time about him which I’m still proud of.


And still the best - outclassed all the of the above by some way.
How gold stars did you get for it?
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Limerick Mariner
August 5, 2022, 10:31am
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He's signed for Scunny.  He wanted to play at Glandford Park.


Surely you mean Glansford Park...
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pizzzza
August 5, 2022, 10:36am

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Surely you mean Glansford Park...



There's no need to be a bell end about it
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