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monkeyboy
July 7, 2021, 5:39am
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Our, Lloyd Griffith


The unfunniest man in the funny business.

my toe nails have better jokes.
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July 7, 2021, 8:34am

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The unfunniest man in the funny business.

my toe nails have better jokes.


Let’s hear one from your toe nail then...
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July 7, 2021, 8:43am
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Sounds like my ex mrs


<'(((((<

When I was a little boy
I asked my daddy what would i be
would I be United, would i be Leeds
Here's what he said to me

Oh Grimsby Grimsby
Whatever will be will be
You'll follow then faithfully
Oh Grimsby Grimsby


Tell me Mam me Mam
I dont want no tea no tea
I'm watching the Grimsby
Tell me Mam me mam
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July 7, 2021, 9:22am

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Quoted from monkeyboy


The unfunniest man in the funny business.

my toe nails have better jokes.


Well, he’s not doing too bad for himself now is he?


Rose is on fire

And your scotch eggs are fu(king vile
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Quoted from monkeyboy


The unfunniest man in the funny business.

my toe nails have better jokes.


How's your toe nails comedy career going?
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July 7, 2021, 9:49am
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Quoted from monkeyboy


The unfunniest man in the funny business.

my toe nails have better jokes.


What is it with people from Grimsby that whenever someone gets a little bit of success, people feel the need to have to put them down and feel bitter resentment rather than just being happy for them.
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Quoted from monkeyboy


The unfunniest man in the funny business.

my toe nails have better jokes.


If your toenails are telling you jokes, you might need some help.  Perhaps you need a sense of humour transplant.
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123614
July 7, 2021, 11:36am
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Just wondering if amongst all this joke telling, if anyone could answer my question please?
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July 7, 2021, 11:43am
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Just wondering if amongst all this joke telling, if anyone could answer my question please?


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That's Ollie Battersby, if that's who you mean.
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July 7, 2021, 12:34pm
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What is it with people from Grimsby that whenever someone gets a little bit of success, people feel the need to have to put them down and feel bitter resentment rather than just being happy for them.


Unfortunately, this is not isolated to Grimsby. I recall the late Edward Woodward mentioned this in an interview. It went along the lines of 'when I work in New York everybody congratulates you on doing well. but in the UK all they want to do is to knock you down.' Not the exact words but I'm sure you get the meaning.

I also think Ian Botham( sorry Sir Ian ) said something like 'when you get on in life all they want to do is hit your head with a hammer '; again not the exact words.

As for me, I'm very pleased for anybody that gets on in life because they have worked bloody hard for themselves and deserve it.


You can please some of the forumites some of the time but not all the forumites all of the time
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