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Unless he has already been over here and been on trial with Hurst the length of the contract seems a bit Holloway.
If he has been here a few weeks Paul must have liked what he saw to offer that deal.
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I'm still getting over the torment brought about by the 'No Frills' crisps that used to turn up in my packed lunch as a kid.
Still, it could be worse. A kid I went to school with at Lindsey was, shall we say, of a very sizeable build. He was a big Liverpool fan, and one weekend had made a trip to Anfield to watch them play with his mum who had very kindly bought him the full, brand new away strip - that unusual mid-90s cream affair with the round collar.
Anyway, the following week he'd proudly packed it into his PE bag to wear during during the football session we were due to have. The sniggers began in the changing room when it became apparent that he hadn't quite got the sizing right - it looked literally painted on, except for the bit between his waistline and his belly button where the material couldn't quite stretch.
You know how brutal these environments can be at the best of times - kids can be such cúnts (hands up, I was no angel). You could hear all the various píss taking going on in the background, duly ignored by the kid - it was all water off a very fat duck's back.
But then he turned round.
He'd had his shirt printed with one of his favourite player's names. Now, Liverpool had some decent players in their ranks in those days - Robbie Fowler, Steve McManaman, Stan Collymore. Did he opt for any of those? No. His favourite player was number 15, Patrick Berger.
Everyone píssed themselves laughing, heckling the poor kid relentlessly. The fat lad whose kit didn't fit had only gone and got "BURGER" written on his shirt - with not so much of an ounce of irony intended. He'd have been better off getting the home kit, as at least it would have detracted from the red hue his face duly turned - whether it was anger or embarrassment, or a mix both, I'll never know.
Harsh times.
Great story poor lad. When I was in secondary I asked my mother for some football boots. She asked me what for, my brow furrowed. "For the football team", I replied. Without taking her eye from the Grimsby telegraph she stated that it wasn't worth it as I didn't have long left at school. I still had another year. On Saturday's I used to helm my nan on Freemo market and she'd pay me. I saw some football boots there for a quid. The only problem was that they were white. Nowadays, nobody would bat an eyelid with the myriad of colours on offer in the modern game. In those days footie boots were black and only black. I hit upon an ingenious idea. I'd buy then and paint them. On the day of the next game I pulled them out of my bag with some trepidation. They were met with approval as I stuck then on and headed out onto the pitch. I started off playing with confidence but soon realised that bits of paint was peeling off. I ended up looking like a friesian cow!!. Boy did they rib me.
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Seems a bit of an odd signing if true. The standard in Iceland isn’t even the same as Sweden and in Sweden Moses Ogbu appears a world beater. Good luck to him if he does sign.
and they still beat England in the Euros
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Unless he has already been over here and been on trial with Hurst the length of the contract seems a bit Holloway.
If he has been here a few weeks Paul must have liked what he saw to offer that deal.
Understand he made good partnerships with Pollock and Hewitt
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featured here, about 3rd one down. Doesn't tell us too much, but can't believe the Icelandic 2nd division can be any great shakes ps has some nice tricks in the video, and if he does sign the tackling in the NL won't come as any surprise looking at some of the agricultural lunges on the video https://englishplayersabroad.wordpress.com/2020/11/10/five-breakout-stars-of-the-2020-season/
They won the League though, so if he stays with them next season, he will be playing in the 1st Division. Superb strike for that goal!
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You’re cousins boyfriend or who whoever he is is never going to have a career in fooking football. Get over it
16 red Xs . My life feels almost complete. I’m in Filipe Noche territory now
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Could do with a pre-season in the gym, looks to lightweight for English non league.
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Could do with a pre-season in the gym, looks to lightweight for English non league.
I’m 20 stone and still probably lightweight for non league football 🙂
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Great story poor lad. When I was in secondary I asked my mother for some football boots. She asked me what for, my brow furrowed. "For the football team", I replied. Without taking her eye from the Grimsby telegraph she stated that it wasn't worth it as I didn't have long left at school. I still had another year. On Saturday's I used to helm my nan on Freemo market and she'd pay me. I saw some football boots there for a quid.
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The only problem was that they were white.
Nowadays, nobody would bat an eyelid with the myriad of colours on offer in the modern game. In those days footie boots were black and only black. I hit upon an ingenious idea. I'd buy then and paint them. On the day of the next game I pulled them out of my bag with some trepidation. They were met with approval as I stuck then on and headed out onto the pitch. I started off playing with confidence but soon realised that bits of paint was peeling off. I ended up looking like a friesian cow!!. Boy did they rib me.
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I don’t understand what the size of a country or the standard of a league has to do with anything tbh.
America is a massive country and the MLS has quite a lot of talent but, the yanks are hardly up in the higher echelons of world football.
Yet, in comparison, Belgium stand at the top of the fifa world rankings and are 322 times smaller.
Iceland have had eidur gudjonsson, gylfi sigurdson and many others that have shone in the premier league so there is obviously some standard of player that will be playing in their leagues. If true, then as usual, let’s not knock the lad before we see what he’s like and remember that PH has turned many a player into something good
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