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moosey_club
September 26, 2016, 12:32pm
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You should have p!ssed down his leg.


or alternatively.........used the toilet on the train during the journey ??


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Have you ever tried having a urine on a moving train Moosey? The urine ends up everywhere apart from in the toilet
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or alternatively.........used the toilet on the train during the journey ??


The toilet on the train I got from Nottingham to Mansfield did not have a toilet.


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The toilet on the train I got from Nottingham to Mansfield did not have a toilet.


I think it may just have been a cupboard rather than a toilet then.




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Quoted from moosey_club


or alternatively.........used the toilet on the train during the journey ??


Still no excuse not to be allowed to use the one at the station !!


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I think it may just have been a cupboard rather than a toilet then.




There was no toilet but a bloke sat at a seat with a load of controls in front of him. He wasn't happy when his back got wet.
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Quoted from Davec
Have you ever tried having a urine on a moving train Moosey? The urine ends up everywhere apart from in the toilet


You could always sit down....jeez...is it any wonder people get treated like a neanderthal if they cant figure out how to use a WC without p1ssing all over the walls ??
Hardly a job for a NASA employee is it?

If the train didnt have a loo then obviously all of the above is irrelevant....but thats where the away day 500ml  lucozade bottle comes in handy  


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Sit down and catch all those germs, Lord only knows what people has been doing on that seat
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I'd love to have seen the charge sheet had you been arrested. Overtaking plod to get to the nearest public urinal, don't see how he could possibly have done so, but I understand there are idiotic police as well as some fans. Oh for the days of non league policing when fans were treated in the main as human beings.


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Quoted from Paris Mariner
Was nobody else miffed by their shoddy handling of the situation prematch?

I arrived from Skegness to Mansfield around 10:20. I asked to leave the station which was a no, then to go to the toilet (I genuinely needed to go having left my home at 6:45) - also a no. I was told in uncertain terms to go and join the other Town fans herded up down the platform. I then thought, I'll hang back, as I was alone, and try and go into town when everyone else has been taken away so to speak. No. The police officer who I tried to plead with said "all Grimsby fans are idiots" which I denied, he responded with "it only takes a minority to cause a lot of trouble". We arrived at a closed ground having to stand in a retail car park for 10-20 minutes until they opened it. Terrible policing - antagonised everyone, treated like a presumed criminal, no civil liberties - absolutely pathetic. Really spoilt my day.

I tweeted the FSF to which, disappointingly, I had no reply.


Where the train station BTP or Notts Constabulary?


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