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topuphere666
November 4, 2009, 3:13pm
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so guys,

i was told that if your being threatned by a robber at a cashpoint, you should put your pin in backwards, it will still release your money, but automatically sends a message to the local plod!


so has anyone else got any useful or amazing facts they want to share!

and i know not to eat yellow snow!
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November 4, 2009, 3:33pm
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Whats four 0's backwards?  
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Quoted from lukeo
Whats four 0's backwards?  


s'0 ruof




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Deodrant gets rid of permenant marker.


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Quoted from topuphere666
so guys,

i was told that if your being threatned by a robber at a cashpoint, you should put your pin in backwards, it will still release your money, but automatically sends a message to the local plod!


so has anyone else got any useful or amazing facts they want to share!

and i know not to eat yellow snow!


Yeah, right. I wouldn't actually rely on that if i were you. I work for a bank and I believe the phrase is 'urban myth'.


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November 5, 2009, 6:27am
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i need to use both hands to masterbate.. there is a fact for you  
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grimsby town the greatest club in the world? fact


GTFC,
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Quoted from lukeo
i need to use both hands to masterbate.. there is a fact for you  


One to find it, the other to do it.


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mike the mariner
November 5, 2009, 11:07pm

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Quoted from kingofthekippers

Quoted from lukeo
i need to use both hands to masterbate.. there is a fact for you  


One to find it, the other to do it.


or one for the front side and one for the backside.  
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Japers
November 6, 2009, 8:37am

ABsaid put it in corner,thought meant top corner
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Deodrant gets rid of permenant marker.


I guessing you a teacher who grabbed the wrong pen!!
I did that on an interactive whiteboard.


The boss told me to put it in the corner.....i thought he meant the top corner.
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November 6, 2009, 9:28am

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I guessing you a teacher who grabbed the wrong pen!!
I did that on an interactive whiteboard.


I have a magic paw for those interactive whiteboards, I pick up the pen and use my paw instead.

Woof, Woof!


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i still laugh when i see people write on interactive whiteboards with a proper pen....the look of terror on their faces when they realise that they could have damaged something thats 3000 quid lol


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November 6, 2009, 10:42am

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Woof, Woof!


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Hotdogs are made from 100% mechanically reclaimed meat



and its chicken
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November 6, 2009, 2:11pm

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Hotdogs are made from 100% mechanically reclaimed meat



and its chicken


This Hot Dog ain't no chicken, fool.

Woof, Woof!


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Quoted from mike the mariner


One to find it, the other to do it.


or one for the front side and one for the backside.  [/quote]
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November 6, 2009, 4:56pm

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i still laugh when i see people write on interactive whiteboards with a proper pen....the look of terror on their faces when they realise that they could have damaged something thats 3000 quid lol


Thankfully it was a Promethean not a smart board so it is the hard board, all kids laughing, thing was i never realised until i had written the simultaneous equation i wanted them to solve in full!
that the problem when you use a white board and interactive at same time next to each other. one of the kids gave me answer and deodorant to get rid of it, extra merits given!!


The boss told me to put it in the corner.....i thought he meant the top corner.
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brown sauce cleans metal
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brown sauce cleans metal


Is this a special self made brown sauce (with your own secret juices?) or is it BP?

BH.


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Is this a special self made brown sauce (with your own secret juices?) or is it BP?

BH.


Blundell Park sauce?
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The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
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Blundell Park sauce?


Yep, that's the one for me!


With a peccadillo like mine, you wouldn't want to meet me.

Watching THE TOWN sober isn't an option!

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Is this a special self made brown sauce (with your own secret juices?) or is it BP?

BH.


BP
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