Transport question

how on earth do you get loads of stuff down to Guilford on public transport?

You give sexual favours to truck drivers heading for Guilford. Other than that it's going to be very difficult the train which would be extremely complex to do with change overs in the smoke and having to go via the underground or on foot to the other station across the city. You're going to have to try and find away of taking it down either in stages and buying some of the bits of what you need when you're there. If you go by the train or coach you have to limit the amount of cases you take try and keep it to two.

Honestly Wrawbs as a student if you're living in shared housing don't bother with taking cutlery, kettles, toasters etc your other room mates will most certainly bring them.
Posters you can buy there they usually have a few offers on during freshers.
You always end up taking more clothes than you need Primark is a god send if you run out of grundies. Buy a clothes horse for drying your clothes in your room.
Hopefully you have a laptop. This is your main problem your TV, PS3 Xbox etc etc. You may have to go tvless for a while and hope there is one in the common room. You can always watch the tv on your laptop and maybe no console either. Don't take too many DVD's if you do put them in a case don't take all the cases with you leave them at home.

Hope that helps.

its just going through the underground with a massive duvet and stuff being the problem

Buy one there if you don't have anyway of getting there but public transport you may have to shell out a little.

Quoted from Green27

Buy one there if you don't have anyway of getting there but public transport you may have to shell out a little.

good point

Quoted from Wrawby_Mariner

its just going through the underground with a massive duvet and stuff being the problem

I suppose your problem is that you'll not be able to fold your duvet; you'll not want to crack it.

well i was originallly takin a car full to lincoln

Quoted from MaccaBilk

I suppose your problem is that you'll not be able to fold your duvet; you'll not want to crack it.

Any reputable hardware shop sells hinges.  

Ive only just got that

Why don't you have a word with Terry,

When town have a away game within 100miles of Guildford,

You could slip him a few quid to take a detour.

I have to be there on monday morning which would mean the Rochdale game being my last for a while

No change there Wrawbs...

Quoted from Wrawby_Mariner

I have to be there on monday morning which would mean the Rochdale game being my last for a while

there should be hundreds of shops around your uni there is mine

as for everything else, our kitchen has 6 sets off everything, 6 tin openers, 6 bottle openers, about 2000 plates and bowls and cutlery, im sure they wouldn't mind lending you something until you got your own

also, the shops around know your coming, so start to do offers on things such as glasses, duvets and the stuff

half the stuff i've brought i don't need, and you don't need a tv/xbox, i get far too much work to have time to play on that and im only in my 3rd week

apart from that, have fun at uni, and enjoy freshers week  

Cheers - where have you gone? uni i mean

I only took my basket and a bowl when I went to Barking Uni, no problems at all.

Quoted from MyDogsThoughts

I only took my basket and a bowl when I went to Barking Uni, no problems at all.

I thought that was quite smart

Quoted from Wrawby_Mariner

I thought that was quite smart

I have my 'Moments' as well as my Movements!

Quoted from Wrawby_Mariner

Cheers - where have you gone? uni i mean

sheffield hallam, i'm right in the city centre so i've got nearly every shop near me and the train station just across the road

Grimsby is just a short train ride home then

When the battle bus goes to boremouth in a weeks time,

They have to pass close to Guildford .

they do indeed

Wrawbs: for the duvet, try buying a "stuff sack" from Millets, etc. Then roll the duvet tight, pressing out as much air as you can, and put it in the stuff sack. It'll fit, trust me, and once you are there, take it out, and within a few minutes it'll be back to normal.

Don't take pillows: you can get two decent ones for £7.99 from Dunelm, etc.

Quoted from kamakazebear

sheffield hallam, i'm right in the city centre so i've got nearly every shop near me and the train station just across the road

Ah, Sheffield Hallam; I used to pull all sorts of girls in the Adsetts Centre.

I once ended up boning an Italian student who was still a virgin at 25 years old.

Happy days indeed.

Quoted from MaccaBilk

Ah, Sheffield Hallam; I used to pull all sorts of girls in the Adsetts Centre.

I once ended up boning an Italian student who was still a virgin at 25 years old.

Happy days indeed.

Bullshit, you're still a virgin Macca.  

Quoted from MarinerJosh

Bullshit, you're still a virgin Macca.  

What's the male equivalent of a hymenoplasty?

On a similar note, when I was at school there was a guy that severed the cord at the end of his preputial furrow. The term that was used in the playground back then was "he snapped his jap-strap". He had to undergo recontructive surgery to put him back together again, but I don't suppose that answers the original question.

Quoted from Wrawby_Mariner

how on earth do you get loads of stuff down to Guilford on public transport?

I normally employ a sherpa

Quoted from MaccaBilk

What's the male equivalent of a hymenoplasty?

On a similar note, when I was at school there was a guy that severed the cord at the end of his preputial furrow. The term that was used in the playground back then was "he snapped his jap-strap". He had to undergo recontructive surgery to put him back together again, but I don't suppose that answers the original question.

i believe the medical term for that is "splitting of the banjo"

Quoted from headingly_mariner

i believe the medical term for that is "splitting of the banjo"

I believe even thinking about that is enough to make me cringe. It must be like a muscle just snapping in half in your leg.  

Quoted from MarinerJosh

I believe even thinking about that is enough to make me cringe. It must be like a muscle just snapping in half in your leg.  

That's nothing; a lad I work with has just come back into the office after a month off sick...

If you're a bloke and you manage to read the following without wincing, then you are heroic:

He had 9 nodules removed from his testicles, including ones on the inside of his g'nads. The operation involved slicing his sack clean open, taking the testes out, slicing them in half, removing the nodules, stitching his testicles back together, putting them back inside his sack, and stitching that up.

He's been walking round the office in the style of John Wayne all day.

Quoted from MaccaBilk

That's nothing; a lad I work with has just come back into the office after a month off sick...

If you're a bloke and you manage to read the following without wincing, then you are heroic:

He had 9 nodules removed from his testicles, including ones on the inside of his g'nads. The operation involved slicing his sack clean open, taking the testes out, slicing them in half, removing the nodules, stitching his testicles back together, putting them back inside his sack, and stitching that up.

He's been walking round the office in the style of John Wayne all day.

Thats nothing, I can not tell you what they have done to me over the last 12 years in the WS Hospital,

Just a thought I understood you owned the firm so you should have said, a lad who works for me.