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Hugh G. Rection
June 16, 2009, 8:01pm
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Today when I was in the office, I was sat at my desk and let off the most offensive fart that I have ever done. It didn't sound very loud but the smell was utterly horrendous. It actually made me wretch a little. The air went thick with a sh*tty, wet cabbagey cloud. Then about 2 seconds later the office totty comes over to see me to discuss something - all 5ft 10 inches of fit blonde bombshell beauty with large breasts and cleavage on show. I carried on the conversation with her for at least a minute while she had to stand there breathing it all in.

She never batted an eyelid throughout, such is her professionalism.

One of my mates came over about ten minutes later and could still smell it, it was that bad.

I must admit - that did make chuckle on the inside.

Anyone got any similar stories to tell?
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June 16, 2009, 8:34pm
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At park for a quick kick around, saw a female walking through whistled then shout some profanity. . . . long story short turned out to be another mates mom
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June 16, 2009, 8:38pm
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Quoted from Wrawby_Mariner
At park for a quick kick around, saw a female walking through whistled then shout some profanity. . . . long story short turned out to be another mates mom


Did you recognise her from Nicole's?


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Did you recognise her from Nicole's?


Dont mention Nicoles, enough people think im the local pervert as it is
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At park for a quick kick around, saw a female walking through whistled then shout some profanity. . . . long story short turned out to be another mates mom


i did that! Couple of years ago playing football with my girlfriend her brother and my other mates, someone who looked hot was walking towards us so i say "wow she is well hot" once she gets closer i realise it's not only my mates mum but my girlfriends mum also!  
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Similar to your farting story. Had a test once at school during a French lesson. Let off a silent but deadly fart. Sat there chuckling under my breath waiting for when the excrement hit the fan. Anyways, 30 seconds later everyone gets a whiff and start gagging. Nobody knows where it has come from cause it was silent and my mate got the blame, had to report to the head of year for "making disgusting smells" and he had to redo the test at a lunch time. He knew it was me though and was a bit drunk. But when I told my other mates, he came round and saw the funny side.
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