Just watched the latest installment and training looked really intense, with both Artell and Pearson working hard with the players but....and its a huge but....there was no sign of Danny Rose.....

Quoted from Northbank Mariner

Just watched the latest installment and training looked really intense, with both Artell and Pearson working hard with the players but....and its a huge but....there was no sign of Danny Rose.....

Cotton wool for Saturday!

Quoted from wuffing

Cotton wool for Saturday!

Hope so. ;)

Having his teeth polished. 😁

Quoted from moosey_club

Having his teeth polished. 😁

Is this incisor information?

Quoted from Knut Anders Fosters Voles

Is this incisor information?

Sounds like someone is leaking information. Club must have a molar.

Quoted from Marinerdan

Sounds like someone is leaking information. Club must have a molar.

We can wave tartar to three points if he’s injured.

Big smiles lads

Quoted from ska face

Big smiles lads

Well spotted...I can breathe again now...

What you can’t see on that picture is the two leg casts and his wheelchair.  :(

Some of these comments have hit a raw nerve with me.  I hope the team find the target on Sat as well.

Quoted from Marinerdan

Sounds like someone is leaking information. Club must have a molar.

He’s got a new celebration in recognition of one of towns greatest. So, Brace yourself.

He’ll crown it off with the winning goal on Saturday

He will be drilling one in the bottom corner as well as filling in at the back.

I’m filling up here

Punning brings us together like Woldian incest

If anyone has anymore can they just spit it out..

3 points would help bridge the gap to the teams above.

There’s a potential pun with Danny Rose producing a sublime incisor kick somewhere, but I’m not sure I can do it justice, if I’m honest.

This cheered me up.Fangs you lot!

I'm glad Rose is OK.  We need him.  Especially since we lost Enamel Conteh

All just shows we are a broken tooth away from disaster

Quoted from Knut Anders Fosters Voles

I’m filling up here

Punning brings us together like Woldian incest

I think I saw Woldian Incest at Download last year.

Quoted from BobbyCummingsTackle

I think I saw Woldian Incest at Download last year.

Promoting their new album ‘We Worship Beelsbybub’

Quoted from It Bites

He’ll crown it off with the winning goal on Saturday

He will if we all root for him.

Rose nailed on for the player of the year plaque

Quoted from WOZOFGRIMSBY

Rose nailed on for the player of the year plaque

You don't need any wisdom to work that one out.

Quoted from Marinerdan

Sounds like someone is leaking information. Club must have a molar.

"Fang" you for that joke, coz I'm fed up to the back teeth with bland posts.

We just need to somehow find a way to stop our League position decaying.

Quoted from Maringer

We just need to somehow find a way to stop our League position decaying.

Certainly a loss this Saturday will make a dent in our aspiration for league survival.

Quoted from GrimPol

Certainly a loss this Saturday will make a dent in our aspiration for league survival.

Fúck me, usually I have to go to the trouble of reading the oppo’s pre-match thread if I want to see some initially cogent discussion descend into a multi-page litany of puns, but not this week…

Quoted from Poojah

Fúck me, usually I have to go to the trouble of reading the oppo’s pre-match thread if I want to see some initially cogent discussion descend into a multi-page litany of puns, but not this week…

But it makes a change from fish based.

Awe are up a gumtree.

This thread has actually been somewhat of a highlight in recent weeks, if I’m honest! Some have excelled themselves.

If rose doesn’t play tomorrow do you think it will effect the Colgate at BP.

Quoted from Madeleymariner

But it makes a change from fish based.

Mind you if it goes quiet at BP I'll think my herring's gone.

Quoted from GrimPol

Mind you if it goes quiet at BP I'll think my herring's gone.

Roll Mopped or Smoked

Quoted from DB

Roll Mopped or Smoked

Oh come on, I've Haddocknuff of bad puns.

Could you Plaice another for a Sprat?

Just hope a excrement referee doesn't take the floss of a town win.

All I want is to brush FGR aside.  

Trouble with Town is they always give you false hope.

Hopefully we can sign a top class striker from the Ivory Coast
Drogbear or his nephew Teethbear

We need to pick up where we left off last week, have discipline drilled into the back four, inject some pace into our game going forward and polish off FGR..Another home pasting is unacceptable and wiould lead to more calls for Arrtells extraction from the club

Quoted from BobbyCummingsTackle

Oh come on, I've Haddocknuff of bad puns.

Upon my Sole, some people complain about a bit of light Batter. I personally think it's hunky-Dory.

Quoted from promotion plaice

Trouble with Town is they always give you false hope.

It’s un burr leaveable

I just hope Rose is Aquafresh for tomorrow

Let’s hope it’s all smiles at 5pm.

We really need to stop the rot tomorrow.

To bring it back to the original post - the reason Danny Rose was originally missing from the training footage was because he was told to take it easy. The coaching staff said to him “Danny, don’t over do it, we don’t want to     dent ure    performance at the weekend.

You sure they’ve not told him to be a false 9?

If he scores a brace tomorrow then I’ll be pleased.