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Posted by: promotion plaice, July 22, 2023, 9:20am

Just when you think you've seen it all....

"Football match abandoned after hearse driven onto pitch by masked men"

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/football-league/gateshead-hearse-dunston-abandoned-hearse-pitch-b2380021.html
Posted by: DB, July 22, 2023, 9:57am; Reply: 1
It did go round the 'Dead Centre' of the pitch.  I'll get my coat.
Posted by: grimsby pete, July 22, 2023, 10:21am; Reply: 2
Yes I saw that last night.


I thought it was the scunny team arriving for a friendly.
Posted by: GrimRob, July 22, 2023, 10:47am; Reply: 3
A variant on parking the bus
Posted by: Marinerdan, July 22, 2023, 10:52am; Reply: 4
It’s all a big mix up.

The manager said he wanted more bodies in the box in the second half.
Posted by: Lincoln Mariner 56, July 22, 2023, 10:56am; Reply: 5
I heard Dunston had financial troubles and were being run by a skeleton staff!!
Posted by: Southwark Mariner, July 22, 2023, 11:01am; Reply: 6
I wonder what Paul Hearse would make of that
Posted by: Knut Anders Fosters Voles, July 22, 2023, 11:26am; Reply: 7
Quoted from Southwark Mariner
I wonder what Paul Hearse would make of that


Pall Hearse 😜
Posted by: gtfc_chris, July 22, 2023, 11:35am; Reply: 8
Dunston are failing to live up to their reputation and are showing themselves to be a dead end club. Unless they start coffin up some money to improve things on and off the pitch they’re a club destined for the footballing graveyard.
Posted by: RonMariner, July 22, 2023, 1:10pm; Reply: 9
Wow, some comedy gold on this thread!
Posted by: BobbyCummingsTackle, July 22, 2023, 8:36pm; Reply: 10
I missed who the opponents were, was it Bury?
Posted by: Theimperialcoroner, July 22, 2023, 9:13pm; Reply: 11
It’s all dead funny.
Posted by: moosey_club, July 23, 2023, 8:56am; Reply: 12
Security very slow to react , the hearse was only doing 5mph.
Posted by: ginnywings, July 23, 2023, 11:29am; Reply: 13
The game was played at a funereal pace.
Posted by: Ash brown, July 23, 2023, 7:05pm; Reply: 14
Feed the hearse and he will score🐴⚰️
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