Looking through my collection of Grimsby related books got me thinking who words I would really like to read. John frazer once tried to get one published I believe and George Kerr has written one but it can’t be read until he meets his maker. So here is a few of my must read titles
The turbulent years John Fenty
The goalies view Macca
Red wine v white wine mike newel
The f word michael jolly  

The Terminator...Bobby Cumming

Micky Lyons -  It's my ball

Scott McGarvey - Anyone seen me hair gel

Brain Laws - You what, Here have some chicken wings, whooosh

John Fenty - How to deconstructs things from flags to football clubs

Steve Marley - SHUT UP

Michael Jolley - How to win friends and influence people with constructive use of the F word.

Gary Childs- where's my hair brush, dude!

Home Gardening by Martin Butler.

Crime and No Punishment by Dave Challinor

Adam Proudlock - Cheesy Chips

I once cut the grass at Blundell Park.

Derek Asamoah.  :-/

hedge fund management - scott brown

"The only way is up-or is it"   JSF

"Why I gave Cardwell a 2year contract" M. Jolly [ 1 page long ]


"Why you shouldn't have "    Golfer [500 pages long]

Days out in a Reliant Robin - Nigel Batch.

Flip Charts for DUMMIES...Russel Slade.

Quoted from golfer

"Why I gave Cardwell a 2year contract" M. Jolly [ 1 page long ]


"Why you shouldn't have "    Golfer [500 pages long]

Slade gave Cardwell a 2 year contract, Jolly (sic) gave him a 1 year extension.

(not much of a title, admittedly)

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World....Marcus Bignot.

Ducks in a Row - John Fenty
The Roll Neck Years - John Fenty

If you dont Fa**** like it Dont Fa**** come - Rob Scott

Have some of that Shearer - Justin Whittle

Quoted from WOZOFGRIMSBY

hedge fund management - scott brown

Ha  

Nick Knowles -  D.i.y SOS - Blundell Park Big Build

Brian Laws - Essential Italian Chicken Recipes

Mighty Mariner - The Man Behind the Mask

John Fenty / Kirsty Allsop - Location Location Location

He wont go to shrewsbury

Not devaluing the product

In the building

How to move stadiums successfully

Win lose or draw - manager departures

Anon

They Stopped Us Playing  by A Limbrick

The Runny Nose Diary - Chris Doig

Importance of Communications by Chris Doig ( foreword was to be by Paul Hurst but is still awaited)

Keeping us shape and cupping your ear   Coaching book by P Hurst

How to maintain your tan in Cleethorpes. By Dave Worthington

Grimsby the new home of the Diiddymen.     Portrayal of the two Daves Boylen & Gilbert

Cummings is better than Robertson.    George Kerr’s greatest quotes

Who wears short shorts? By Dave Moore

To The Rescue, a fantasy adventure - Tom Shutes

They Never Gave Me Enough Time - Russell Slade

Hearing Aids, a review - Paul Hurst

How To Get A F*****g Ology And A FIFA Badge - M. Jolley

I’ve Read How To Get A F*****g Ology And A FIFA Badge - A Limbrick

The Best Month Is August - James Hanson

Putting together a losing run     Triology by Neil Woods, Russell Slade & Michael Jolley

Terry Barwick- The Invisible Man

We wont go down - Neil Woods

Quoted from Marinerz93

Scott McGarvey - Anyone seen me hair gel

And his follow up book.

Anyone seen my coat.

That Time I Was A League Manager - Marcus Bignot

War and Peace- written by the two authors Rob Scott and Paul Hurst.

Gone With The Wind- written by Marcus Bignot.

Misery- written by Stephen King John Fenty about his time in charge of the club.

Goosebumps- written by no town fan in the last few years!

Titanic, The Sinking Of A Football Giant - by Captain John Fenty

Quoted from Les Brechin

Home Gardening by Martin Butler.

Class.

Basic First Aid - Ivano Bonetti

'How Not To Run A Football Club' by John Shelton Fenty

Revised edition Chapter 876: How to rest on your laurels, have no urgency to conduct interviews for vacant manager position and not learn from your past mistakes risking grim history repeating itself.

'You @#$%&!!! !*&£#@' by Michael Jolley

Quoted from Rik e B

'How Not To Run A Football Club' by John Shelton Fenty

Revised edition Chapter 876: How to rest on your laurels, have no urgency to conduct interviews for vacant manager position and not learn from your past mistakes risking grim history repeating itself.

There are already 3 chapters on this subject as well as a foreword from Neil Woods 😂

ITV Digital Ruined the Universe - GTFC Supporters Trust

Hitler ruined our time in the top division - by Adolf.

ITV Digital collapse ruined our club - by the money-men.

I improved GTFC - most poor managers from Bobby Kennedy onwards.  With some notable exceptions.  

How to win fans loyalty and not urine them off in public - Stephen Marley

We were still alive to be season-ticket holders in the Main Stand fo 6 years - Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.  (A horrible indictment that the stand is sill there more than a 100 years later!).

Things you shouldn't do at a BBQ - Scott Brown

Don't panic everyone, John Tondur

Dropping it by Tommy Forecast
Do you know who I am by Jacob Marley

Local Pub Reviews by Mike Newell and His Grimsby Town Squad

Still got no hair and I don’t care- Andy Love

Never go back - Paul Wilkinson.

Quoted from promotion plaice

Never go back - Paul Wilkinson.

And the follow up

Never come back - Grimsby Town Fans