Can you work with a tinpot budget ? (allegedly)

Other interview questions please ?

Do you know anything about our track record with previous managers?

No.

Good when can you start?

According to our non chairman it's hard to interview for football managers because they all give the same responses.

If you ask a stupid question .....................................

No need, successor already sorted IMO

Fenty, Do you have ambition ?

Applicant, Yes

Fenty, Do you envisage promotion in the near future ?

Applicant, Yes

Fenty, Will it require money ?

Applicant, Yes

Fenty, Jog on son

Can you sing three different Town chants?

Can you use a computer? (Maybe update this question to include tablets)

Do you wear a magic hat?

Talking to someone about interview techniques and this is how is last interview went
Manager :how are you going to get here each morning
Young lad : on my pushbike
Manager: what you going to do when it’s pissing it down in the morning
Young lad :put a coat on and get on my bike
Needless to say he got the job with that answer

Do you know  left from right and a defender from a winger

Q: this is a square peg. Which hole does it go in?

Quoted from WOZOFGRIMSBY

Q: this is a square peg. Which hole does it go in?

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Quoted from promotion plaice

Can you work with a tinpot budget ? (allegedly)

Other interview questions please ?

There aren't any other ones are there ?

Do you understand what a high pressing front foot style of play means.?

Here's some dog excrement (alledgely the budget) how much glitter do you have to make it look better (finding great players on the cheap)

Is your Mrs as fit as the last managers??..
Yes, before the PC brigade have a go, it was said tongue firmly in cheek..
So you know what a creative midfielder looks like??...

Do you know anyone about football?
Nah intercourse all,
Great can you start Monday 😉🤣

Do you agree that it's wrong a) to disagree with the non chairman or b) to ask for an increased budget?
Answer yes and the job is yours,answer no ,you can pick your coat up on the way out

Will you be voting for the Brexit Party on December 12th?

Do you have a large suitcase?

Why?

You will need to be living out of it for a while.  On past experience, you are unlikely to be here long enough to make it worthwhile to buy or rent a house locally.

Good to see then that the club are confident in their long-term planning and decision-making.

Well, thank you.  (Completely missing the point and the irony).

I won’t need any accommodation as I don’t want to live locally anyway.  I will commute.

Where from?

Wales.

Not acceptable.  We need all players and the manager to live locally/within easy commuting distance.

No way.  Get me out of here!  I will get my coat and see what Carlisle and Leyton Orient have to offer.  At least they both have a better track-record for appointing managers.

Next applicant please.......................

Did you enjoy your time at Sunderland and Hibs.

Would you like a cup of tea before we start Mr Buckley?

Do you plan on playing attack minded football?

WIll you continue to use the youth who are already involved in and around the squad?

Will you please leave someone up top when we are defending corners and freekicks so we have an actual outlet when we are successful?

Can you talk me through what you achieved when you where our Manager last time?

Q. What is a winger?

A. Is it a seagull?

You'll do.

What makes you relatable?

Can't do much worse than Boris.

Quoted from GrimRob

Can you sing three different Town chants?

I know 4

Paul Hurst's black & white army... GTFC!

Marcus Bignot's black & white army... GTF...

Rusell Slade's black & wh...

Michael Jolley's bl...

etc

Can u give the long suffering fans that same feeling they had at Wembley just a few years ago?
And can u give them the belief that despite a few set backs along the way that they know we are moving in the right direction so they will stay with you?

Can you spell OXO?

Would you rather fight a tiger in a swimming pool or a shark on dry land?

Can you accept criticism from radio phone-in presenters?

Everyone seems to have missed the most important question of all, are you any good with computers!!!

Quoted from Marinerz93

Everyone seems to have missed the most important question of all, are you any good with computers!!!

All interviewees arrive with a PowerPoint presentation. The panel then leave the room and listen in on a conference call to simulate listening on Radio Humberside.

These presentations are then scored based on their video content.

The panel should comprise radio humberside presenters.