The following post received the highest number of net votes last week, congratulations to AussieMariner!

https://forum.thefishy.co.uk/Blah.pl?m-1564263719/id-1324072

Thanks to all those who ticked my post
I feel a bit of a fraud for 2 reasons:
- The lack of effort on my part compared to many previous posts of the week - maybe qualifies for the shortest potw?
- I’m actually living in Yorkshire at the moment - but hey, don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.....
Cheers all, really looking forward to this season. UTFM

Do you need a job while your here? The GET are possibly looking for skills like you have shown!

Quoted from AussieMariner

Thanks to all those who ticked my post
I feel a bit of a fraud for 2 reasons:
- The lack of effort on my part compared to many previous posts of the week - maybe qualifies for the shortest potw?
- I’m actually living in Yorkshire at the moment - but hey, don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.....
Cheers all, really looking forward to this season. UTFM

Listen mate, you don’t need to hide the fact you live in Yorkshire any more. Be out and proud!

Quoted from KingstonMariner

Listen mate, you don’t need to hide the fact you live in Yorkshire any more. Be out and proud!

The fact I’m living in Yorkshire doesn’t make me a Tyke ...... or a Dyke

Quoted from AussieMariner

The fact I’m living in Yorkshire doesn’t make me a Tyke ......

So you weren't born that way, it was a lifestyle choice  ;)

Only kidding. I live in that London so I can't cast nasturtians.

As for dykes. You have to be careful how you use that word. Growing up calling ditches 'dykes', I got strange looks at uni when talking about going cross-country running. "I used to run in the woods near my mum's and jump over the dykes".