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Posted by: 123614 (Guest), June 17, 2019, 9:16pm
According to Transfer HQ Oxford United forward Jonathan Obika is in talks with Grimsby Town.
Posted by: promotion plaice, June 17, 2019, 10:49pm; Reply: 1
Quoted from 123614
According to Transfer HQ Oxford United forward Jonathan Obika is in talks with Grimsby Town.
I really don't know what to believe anymore.
Posted by: WOZOFGRIMSBY, June 17, 2019, 11:14pm; Reply: 2
Zak dearnley (Man Utd) another name 'linked'
Posted by: KingstonMariner, June 18, 2019, 12:03am; Reply: 3
Quoted from 123614
According to Transfer HQ Oxford United forward Jonathan Obika is in talks with Grimsby Town.
Let's run this one through TFTPA (Town Fans Transfer Projection Algorithm):
Connection to Burnley Under 23s - 0 points
Played in Sweden - 0 points
Used to play for Town* - 0 points
Scoring record of 1 in 5 (better record = lower probablity of signing for Town) - 2 points
Lincs-Links: Family links to NELincs - born in Enfield - 0 points
'Sighted' in Millfields/Lockhill Petrol Station/Club Shop - 0 points
Likeliehood: 2/18
* If it's Yeovil Town then he's been there 4 times already so it'd rate 5 points out of 3 on that criterion.
Posted by: Malta_Mariner_90, June 18, 2019, 11:15am; Reply: 4
Let's run this one through TFTPA (Town Fans Transfer Projection Algorithm):
Connection to Burnley Under 23s - 0 points
Played in Sweden - 0 points
Used to play for Town* - 0 points
Scoring record of 1 in 5 (better record = lower probablity of signing for Town) - 2 points
Lincs-Links: Family links to NELincs - born in Enfield - 0 points
'Sighted' in Millfields/Lockhill Petrol Station/Club Shop - 0 points
Likeliehood: 2/18
* If it's Yeovil Town then he's been there 4 times already so it'd rate 5 points out of 3 on that criterion.
haha Brilliant.
Can you run Hanson through this system while you are at it?
Posted by: marinerdazza, June 18, 2019, 11:16am; Reply: 5
Let's run this one through TFTPA (Town Fans Transfer Projection Algorithm):
Connection to Burnley Under 23s - 0 points
Played in Sweden - 0 points
Used to play for Town* - 0 points
Scoring record of 1 in 5 (better record = lower probablity of signing for Town) - 2 points
Lincs-Links: Family links to NELincs - born in Enfield - 0 points
'Sighted' in Millfields/Lockhill Petrol Station/Club Shop - 0 points
Likeliehood: 2/18
* If it's Yeovil Town then he's been there 4 times already so it'd rate 5 points out of 3 on that criterion.
Is he "hungry"? If he's hungry then that's got to be worth 3 points at least.
Posted by: Bigdog, June 18, 2019, 11:44am; Reply: 6
Is he "hungry"? If he's hungry then that's got to be worth 3 points at least.
If he's able to say "going for it" while keeping a straight face.. that's worth three more points..
Posted by: immariner, June 18, 2019, 12:14pm; Reply: 7
Quoted from 123614
According to Transfer HQ Oxford United forward Jonathan Obika is in talks with Grimsby Town.
Imagine if there was a 22 page thread called 'Rumour Mill' deliberately designated for people to post such probable nonsense...
Posted by: 123614 (Guest), June 18, 2019, 1:40pm; Reply: 8
Imagine if there was a 22 page thread called 'Rumour Mill' deliberately designated for people to post such probable nonsense...
Imagine if there was a thread called
Nut House for people who think they are Forum Moderators.
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