No idea who, but jostein doesn't normally post things without foundation.

https://twitter.com/Grimjos/status/1088737892975861760?s=09

I hope your right, please let it be a quality forward signing

Monkhouse ?

Quoted from golfer

Monkhouse ?

You mean Bob or the other one? They were both comedians.

Bit concerned its from Jostein, not another Scandinavian I hope, We need a proven EFL Div 1 or 2 or even Conference striker, I just don't think Scandinavians will find their feet quickly enough

Quoted from Ipswin

Bit concerned its from Jostein, not another Scandinavian I hope, We need a proven EFL Div 1 or 2 or even Conference striker, I just don't think Scandinavians will find their feet quickly enough

Are proven players though really going to be allowed to leave clubs in the January window?

Quoted from Ipswin

Bit concerned its from Jostein, not another Scandinavian I hope, We need a proven EFL Div 1 or 2 or even Conference striker, I just don't think Scandinavians will find their feet quickly enough

They would if it’s icy!

I will, at the moment, greet any forward with a goal scoring record, from any continent, with open arms...we need somebody through that door asap but not a panic buy, hopefully it's someone who's been well scouted and that the discussions have been ongoing and that he wants to join our club to score goals and not just be yet another squad members to push the others for the shirt...

Could be a household name.........Phil Bonnyman

Quoted from Teesknees

They would if it’s icy!

Only if they put chains around their boots and our lot are slow enough as it is  ;)

Probably busy with players going out,and not coming in,as MJ said,

Astrit Ajdarevic

Jostein says incoming but can't reveal any info?  True what someone posted... He lives in Norway and knows more than us 😂.

Quoted from monkeyboy

Astrit Ajdarevic

if that is true i will kiss  you x

Quoted from monkeyboy

Astrit Ajdarevic

Bloody well hope not... he's a midfielder with a terrible goal scoring and assist record.... exactly what we don't need another of thank you very much

Quoted from Northbank Mariner

Bloody well hope not... he's a midfielder with a terrible goal scoring and assist record.... exactly what we don't need another of thank you very much

I'm sure he isn't going to leave Greek champions AEK Athens where he was a regular last season and Champions League football for Grimsby so I don't think you need to worry on that score.

Quoted from fishboyUTM

I'm sure he isn't going to leave Greek champions AEK Athens where he was a regular last season and Champions League football for Grimsby so I don't think you need to worry on that score.

Thank God you did your research better than me, although initially I did think he was talking about Asterisk the Gaul

Quoted from fishboyUTM

I'm sure he isn't going to leave Greek champions AEK Athens where he was a regular last season and Champions League football for Grimsby so I don't think you need to worry on that score.

Not sure about regular, barely played this season, and has played for a few Swedish clubs.

Either way, he's been playing at a much higher level than league 2.

Quoted from fishboyUTM

I'm sure he isn't going to leave Greek champions AEK Athens where he was a regular last season and Champions League football for Grimsby so I don't think you need to worry on that score.

Appears he is without a club  having left AEK this month

Quoted from monkeyboy

Astrit Ajdarevic

would be very happy to see this gent sign. Only stipulation must be that he brings his girlfriend with him

http://www.gazzetta.gr/stili/ladies/article/1020633/i-mimoza-ponosheci-erhetai-na-omorfynei-oaka-pics

that would brighten up the afternoon of many an old duffer in the main stand

Quoted from Northbank Mariner

Thank God you did your research better than me, although initially I did think he was talking about Asterisk the Gaul

I suspect that story is complete ****

Quoted from Mariner93er

Either way, he's been playing at a much higher level than league 2.

So did Welsh! not exactly a starter at present is he?

He's not exactly 35 like Welsh though ;)

Quoted from forza ivano

would be very happy to see this gent sign. Only stipulation must be that he brings his girlfriend with him

http://www.gazzetta.gr/stili/ladies/article/1020633/i-mimoza-ponosheci-erhetai-na-omorfynei-oaka-pics

that would brighten up the afternoon of many an old duffer in the main stand

Can you imagine he gets home tonight and says pack your bags were off to Grimsby.You can feel the excitement.

Quoted from gaz57

Can you imagine he gets home tonight and says pack your bags were off to Grimsby.You can feel the excitement.

the thought of her getting excited gets me strangely excited ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Quoted from forza ivano

the thought of her getting excited gets me strangely excited ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

The thought of you getting excited about her getting excited makes me feel a bit queasy

Quoted from Rodley Mariner

The thought of you getting excited about her getting excited makes me feel a bit queasy

i'm just hoping the wife doesn't read the fishy or else i might be feeling a bit bruised(boxer)(boxer)(boxer)

Quoted from gaz57

Can you imagine he gets home tonight and says pack your bags were off to Grimsby.You can feel the excitement.

She asked him to kiss her where it stinks of fish...

Time is getting on but it seems all quiet.

Quoted from forza ivano

i'm just hoping the wife doesn't read the fishy or else i might be feeling a bit bruised(boxer)(boxer)(boxer)

I think it's pretty safe to say she doesn't. 👌

Well this never happened...

Quoted from davmariner

Well this never happened...

That's what happens to rumours ..only believe in facts.  

Can she play?
Can she keep possession?
Sign her to?
Come on Town
Result tomorrow FGS

Can she hold it up and is she likely to score 😉

Quoted from Poojah

She asked him to kiss her where it stinks of fish...

What Riby Square?

Quoted from gytone

Can she hold it up and is she likely to score 😉

Does she change ends at half time ?  ;D

Quoted from forza ivano

would be very happy to see this gent sign. Only stipulation must be that he brings his girlfriend with him

http://www.gazzetta.gr/stili/ladies/article/1020633/i-mimoza-ponosheci-erhetai-na-omorfynei-oaka-pics

that would brighten up the afternoon of many an old duffer in the main stand

If this happens I'm moving back to Grimsby ;) :p

Looking more likely that the rumoured new player was only an outgoing player 😞

Hopefully something will happen this morning but will no doubt go into next week rather than announcing on a match day.

Is it Famewo leaving

Is it Famewo leaving

It was Just Famewo leaving I think  

Quoted from Civvy at last

Does she change ends at half time ?  ;D

Frankie Howerd as Lurkio commentating on the Roman orgy I believe.

We were in for a Swedish CF , Jolley wanted to buy him for  10000 euros, but Fenty shut it down as he wanted 3000 pounds a week.

Anyone care to explain why the red crosses?

Don't shoot the messenger, but I've been told Matt Rhead signing on Monday....

A tosser, but does his job well!

Quoted from coddy60

Don't shoot the messenger, but I've been told Matt Rhead signing on Monday....

Actually I heard that aswell today.

On the PR-front alone, that would be a fúck up of Beagrie-esque proportions. I’m not doubting that he has his qualities, I just don’t see him fitting into the Jolley philosophy.

Quoted from Davec

Actually I heard that aswell today.

You should have mentioned it.

I know we need a target man - but not one for the fans to throw insults at.

If you saw him sat on the bench tonight then that says it all. Hardly played all season, unfit is doing him a favour.

Give it a rest boys...noway would Jolley even contemplate fatty rhead...

Quoted from Poojah

On the PR-front alone, that would be a fúck up of Beagrie-esque proportions. I’m not doubting that he has his qualities, I just don’t see him fitting into the Jolley philosophy.

It would be the quick pass, break at speed Jolley way undone in one go. Cannot stand the fat cheating $hitbag, be counting down the days til he packed in before I was back at BP.

So a no from me :X

Quoted from RoboCod

It would be the quick pass, break at speed Jolley way undone in one go. Cannot stand the fat cheating $hitbag, be counting down the days til he packed in before I was back at BP.

So a no from me :X

Not saying it's going to happen but any player would get my full support when playing for Town.......even Rhead.

Quoted from coddy60

Don't shoot the messenger, but I've been told Matt Rhead signing on Monday....

Is he out of work?

Rhead? Why do people even reply to this shite. Obvious trolls ffs.

Quoted from 140381

Rhead? Why do people even reply to this shite. Obvious trolls ffs.

I reply as it affords me another opportunity to call him a  fat cheating $hitbag....dunno about anyone else.(icon_razz)

Quoted from RoboCod

I reply as it affords me another opportunity to call him a  fat cheating $hitbag....dunno about anyone else.(icon_razz)

Touché

;)

Quoted from Mariner8

We were in for a Swedish CF , Jolley wanted to buy him for  10000 euros, but Fenty shut it down as he wanted 3000 pounds a week.

If he could score goals the home gates would increase by a thousand at least,

That would pay his wages easy.

I would have Matt Rhead here in a shot. He can't play 90 minutes but he wins his flick one, his attacking positioning is great and most importantly, he scores goals at this level.

Matt Rhead singing more chance of Zlatan Ibrahamic signing

Quoted from FrazerGTFC

Matt Rhead singing more chance of Zlatan Ibrahamic signing

Definitely considering Zlatan is Swedish, it’s dead cert😉

Quoted from Mariner8

We were in for a Swedish CF , Jolley wanted to buy him for  10000 euros, but Fenty shut it down as he wanted 3000 pounds a week.

Was this person Sargon Abraham

Quoted from coddy60

Don't shoot the messenger, but I've been told Matt Rhead signing on Monday....

10 years too old and at least 3 stone over weight to get into a Jolley side.

Plus he’s a total knob!!

Quoted from lukeo

If this happens I'm moving back to Grimsby ;) :p

You didn't move back to Grimsby when me and my wife moved up here and my missus is much better looking.(angle)

I think rhead is a cheat too but how many times as town fans have we said we are too nice. Maybe a rhead type player at set pieces would be an added bonus, gives keepers and defenders grief. I think he is a better player thank akinde pen at Lincoln. Maybe the time is right for town to start playing to the ref and rhead certainly knows how to do that. Maybe he could be our cheering coach.

By giving keepers grief you mean endangering their lives with a spiteful forearm smash across  the throat?  We are too nice,  but it's not a physical thing. Thomas scored with his hand the other week and it didn't go down too well on here,  and we hoped it was a one off so changing to a cynical system, especially one that that employs pieman Rhead can only divide fans further.

I don't mean the physical grief I mean chattering in keepers/defenders ears during set up on free kicks etc

Quoted from Mariner8

Anyone care to explain why the red crosses?

Ok , I'll bite because your original post is total boll*x. How would you know what wage he was offered but more to the point, a transfer fee of less than £10,000 for any player of worth is fantasy land.

Quoted from marinerrick

I don't mean the physical grief I mean chattering in keepers/defenders ears during set up on free kicks etc

You get one, you get the other.
If we're just signing a loutish forward then there's plenty to choose from, how about Danny Wright? Conference at the mo but getting more gameplay, brutal, loudmouthed and in the ears of officials all day long. For bonus points, he treads on the backs of the opposition goalie when they're laid out.

Quoted from Mariner8

Anyone care to explain why the red crosses?

same for me

Quoted from RoboCod

By giving keepers grief you mean endangering their lives with a spiteful forearm smash across  the throat?  We are too nice,  but it's not a physical thing. Thomas scored with his hand the other week and it didn't go down too well on here,  and we hoped it was a one off so changing to a cynical system, especially one that that employs pieman Rhead can only divide fans further.

Well, as the polite and sporting way has brought us a stupendous return of one goal in 450 minutes, perhaps it is time for a change?

Quoted from jamesgtfc

I would have Matt Rhead here in a shot. He can't play 90 minutes but he wins his flick one, his attacking positioning is great and most importantly, he scores goals at this level.

9 in 62 for Lincoln.

9 in 72 for Mansfield.

(sub appearances included to weigh the point my way ;))

Quoted from Abdul19

9 in 62 for Lincoln.

9 in 72 for Mansfield.

(sub appearances included to weigh the point my way ;))

But how many goals has he 'created' in that time?!?

Bet John Tondeur is already rolling his eyes, practising his "Oh dear, what's he doing...Rhead sees red for a silly, dangerous  and frankly unprovoked  elbow in the face.."

[url]https://twitter.com/JohnTondeur/status/982986488043528192[/url]

Quoted from Mariner8

Anyone care to explain why the red crosses?

You said how much the transfer fee was and how much he wanted a week,

BUT

Did not know his name.