Imagine being born in Billericay.....where are your football songs going to come from? 'We love you Bill-er-i-cay we do' or 'walking down the Billericay road - to see the new chairman's aces.' Doesn't exactly roll from the tongue what?  Any ideas anyone?
Thank goodness I'm a Grimbite.

Thankfully they've found inspiration from an unusual source...

[url]https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/39600306[/url]

Blumin' eck Diehard, sounds like a bleedin' dictatorship to me!

It's a long way to Billaricay, it's a long way to go. ;)

All together now:
It's a long way to Billericay..it's a long way to go
On the A1 up to London is the quickest way I know
Or on the choo choo up to King's Cross
Then on to Leicester Square
It's a long long way to Billericay
But Town fans will get there.... ;D

Billericay Dickie by the late great Ian Durie

May need a few tweaks

Good evening I'm from essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
If candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy
When I was courting Sandy
Took eight to make her randy
And all I had was shandy
Another thing with Sandy
What often came in handy
Was passing her a 'Mandy'
She didn't half go bandy

So you ask Joyce and Vicki
If I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm billericay dickie

Quoted from AussieMariner

Billericay Dickie by the late great Ian Durie

May need a few tweaks

Good evening I'm from essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
If candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy
When I was courting Sandy
Took eight to make her randy
And all I had was shandy
Another thing with Sandy
What often came in handy
Was passing her a 'Mandy'
She didn't half go bandy

So you ask Joyce and Vicki
If I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm billericay dickie

Hopefully after playing us, their fans will be singing ‘what a waste’ 😉

Given that their nickname is Ricay I'll imagine they use the two syllable version in chants!

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother 'what should I be?
Should I be Chemlsford? Should I be Ricay?
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
And shoot all the Chemlsford scum
Ricay are number one

My ex thought Billericay was in Ireland...

Quoted from bedders78

My ex thought Billericay was in Ireland...

Is that why you split up?

Give me a B.... Give me an I... Meh give up.

Quoted from GrimRob

Given that their nickname is Ricay I'll imagine they use the two syllable version in chants!

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother 'what should I be?
Should I be Chemlsford? Should I be Ricay?
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
And shoot all the Chemlsford scum
Ricay are number one

Ricay! Isn’t that what that bird on Eastenders used to call her boyfriend?

Quoted from GrimRob

Is that why you split up?

Yeah, she never caught a return flight