Pinched the idea from another clubs forum  but, we all need a laugh. I'll start it off with a couple of statements.
That Mr Fenty really knows how to run a football club.
Russ Slade was years ahead of his time.

That bloke Towncryer really knows his stuff.

I was so impressed with how the latest fans forum went.

I was gtfc would stop scoring so many goals

Bentley's source is never wrong !

This group of players must be the best we've ever had!

When can i buy a new season ticket?

Please Mr Fenty, don’t leave GTFC. We need you.

Mr Fenty may have many faults but PR is not one of them.

We love Yorkshire, we do.

Just Back.....

Yet another fantastic win and performance in front of another sell-out crowd.

We may be sh1t on the pitch but our catering facilities are amazing

I never have to queue at half time to urinate.

The officiating has been brilliant recently

Isn't blundell park so warm?

We need more players on loan

We are playing too many of our youth players

To be fair slade\wilkinson/fenty  spoke a lot of sense

The facilities at Blundell Park are clean and modern, I was impressed by the catering and the toilets didn't smell weird.

I find it hard to pick a favourite player because they're all so good!

That was an easy 3 points today. And Vernon’s third was the pick of the goals.

You can't knock Wilko's 2 games in charge.

Those burgers at BP are the best!

At least our goal difference is in the plus.

The players show so much passion.

What a shame, scunny lost at home yesterday.

Lincoln are a fantastic club, I can't wait for them to seel out their away allocation

Quoted from sonofmadeleymariner

Lincoln are a fantastic club, I can't wait for them to seel out their away allocation

Isn't that just Forza and Lukeo quotes?

Great goal by matt

Good old hooper , he never gives up

So pleased Dixon has signed a contract extension

Fair play to fenty , he's always willing to admit his mistakes

I miss the good old days of Russ being in charge

Getting rid of Shaun Pearson was a great decision.

Yet again, we've got things right on and off the pitch

The Checkatrade trophy is a brilliant competition in its current format.

Calls for a John Fenty statue to be erected outside Blundell Park

Quoted from ginnywings

When can i buy a new season ticket?

Actually, you can order them from Easter onwards so we can build on our momentum. They've got some great deals, including one for shift workers.

I love all your posts Ipswin they are so balanced and honest.

We didn't need Amond in our promotion season we should have just got Brodie back.

This tippy tappy football is ok but occasionally l would like us to go long.

Don't the council keep the streets around BP clean of dog poo.

Really looking forward to visiting FGR and sampling the pies.

I thought Dave Moore's club puffa jacket and tracksuit bottoms looked really smart today.

What a day out at Stevenage FC! They really do respect and honour away fans with the upmost of importance, this is cemented in their Code of Conduct for excellence in the 2017 season. Stevenage is such an attractive away day for fans!  

This unbeaten run we're on seems like it could go on for ever... the Grimsby invincibles

Get the Mullen's back now!

Bring back Mike Newell - we need him!

that Nathan Clarke doesnt stop reading to kids in local schools and helping out in the local community . He really has embraced living in the area and understands the fans 😓

Gally's drinking exploits were pure fiction.  He was tea-total.

No need to panic, carry on playing like we have in the last few games and there's no way we'll be relegated.

I reckon Berrett is the best midfielder I've ever seen here at Blundell Park.

Should we be cashing in on Sam Kelly or is it too big of a move too early in his career?

Extend Dixon's contract asap.

J.F. voted dresser of the year by the 1970 Turtle Neck Fanzine

I'm honestly surprised Guardiola hasn't contacted Slade about an Assistant Manager position. We're playing teams off the park with our stylish tika taka passing and lethal attacking.

Grimsby Towns fan forum will be used as a template for other club forums for years to come.

It was great to finally see Sean McAllister finally get a game for Town.  His experience was just what we've been crying out for in the middle of the park and you can see it really helps Summerfield and Clifton.

A further announcement

Jamille Matt must be the best striker we've had since Super Clive.

Was a shame to concede after all those clean sheets recently but thank god Vernon and Summerfield were on hand to get the 3 points. A pair of brilliant signings!

It was good of John thanking the fans for raising all that money.

At last the people of Grimsby are fully behind the new stadium.

Modesty! Its John Fenty's middle name.

NIMBY's, what does that mean?

Wonder who'll we get in the play off semi's?

Berrett ran the show from midfield once again and looked the best player on the pitch

Great news JF's written off the £2 million!

I miss Aaron

I miss 80s Glory's concise summing up.  :)

I knew using the loan system to replace all the talented players we have lost would keep us up.

£18 is a bargain for such a high level of entertainment, the club are selling themselves short  :)

I am sure Harrogate can be caught. We just need a few wins on the bounce. Won't be easy mind, have you seen their budget compared to ours?

Grimsby Pete and John Fenty announce the patter of tiny feet.

Quoted from jock dock tower

Grimsby Pete and John Fenty announce the patter of tiny feet.

Dave Boylen?

I can't wait for next week .

Steven Marley. Yeah, Of course I’ve heard of him. Top bloke

It’s all right if we go down the quality in this squad will mean we’ll just bounce straight back again, easy!

Michael Chapman trained a winner!

Quoted from ginnywings

Dave Boylen?

Spat my tea out reading that yah basturd!

Quoted from ginnywings

Wonder who'll we get in the play off semi's?

Wrong thread. Should be on the 'how will we do in our first season back in the Conference.

Quoted from Les Brechin

No need to panic, carry on playing like we have in the last few games and there's no way we'll be relegated.

You lifted that from Slade's last press conference.

Quoted from Les Brechin

No need to panic, carry on playing like we have in the last few games and there's no way we'll be relegated.

You lifted that from Slade's last press conference.

Quoted from KingstonMariner

Spat my tea out reading that yah basturd!

My work is done.

That goal from Summerfield..

We've surely got the best strike force in the league?

Anyone else get positive reps from Squarkus, Sonik and Getyourfactsright today?

That Fenty Dome foundations are coming along nicely.

Fenty knows when his directors are going for secret chats with Matt Dean.

Slade knew his stuff and that power point he did was really interesting and not boring at all, I feel like Neo from the matrix when he got plugged into the kung fu training module and at the end he said I know Kung Fu, well I know football now because of Sladeball, and getting every player back for corners is a 1 million Bentley must.

My post in jest about the new stadium appears to have been deleted Rob ?  Why.... I did nothing wrong ?

I always knew that MJ would see since and appoint Curtis Woodhouse as coach on the same day Matt Dean joins us to look after the PR.

Quoted from promotion plaice

My post in jest about the new stadium appears to have been deleted Rob ?  Why.... I did nothing wrong !

Big Brother is watching.  ;)

I really look forward to Luke Summerfields instagram posts invariably 48 hours after defeat which he deems an acceptable amount of time when all is forgotten

Quoted from livosnose

I really look forward to Luke Summerfields instagram posts invariably 48 hours after defeat which he deems an acceptable amount of time when all is forgotten

Yeah I’ve noticed that I’ve also noted that he’s crap just slightly better than the really crap he plays alongside but still never the less crap.  

I'm sorry Paul Hurst.

Who would have thought Johnny boy would have kept.to his word and that his LJL hotdog clip would have crashed youtube?

We need slade mk iii

I really loved slade's respect for the fans and his honesty about jones mcallister asante Osborne etc

Where was Fenty for the press conference, really missed his tact and diplomacy.

The new stadium is ready and Saturday will stage the last ever game at the historic Blundell Park

Mick Lyons was a tactical genius

Ain't it just great that we can sit back with our feet up with no fear of relegation.

The Main Stand toilets remind me of the ones at London Hilton.  :)

Really impressed that slade has unearthed all these gems for us and got rid of our worst players

We got rid of Disley and Pearson because they were not leaders on the pitch,  had no commitment to the club, they had no connection with the fans, had no affinity with the Town and were only here for the money.

UTM

5 years into his tenure at Blundell Park, Jolley has done the seemingly impossible and got the Mariners into the Championship!

I'm all up for ambitions, but we all had a cheeky giggle, right?

Well done John

No one can deny that Paul Wilkinson has real charisma

No one can deny that Paul Wilkinson has real charisma

Well that half time beefburger was absolutely delicious, what good value.  Although your pie looked pretty tasty as well.

Grimsbypete makes a lot of sense and I really enjoy reading his posts on here. I wish he would post more often.

It’s not a dictatorship.

Can you elaborate please 80sglory?

I'm glad the ref never sent off the Brizzle keeper as it would have ruined the play off final

That elbow Justin Whittle swung at Alan Shearer was digusting.

Lots of Premier League scouts at todays game  8) 8)

I've had enough of this shite football. I'm following the Arsenal from now on. And if they don't do very well I think I might give City a go.

We've scored.

The West Midlands Police have really got some stiff competition in the friendly bobby stakes from the Met and South Yorks Police this year.

I think we should go all out to sign Harry Pell in the summer!

Quoted from HertsGTFC

I think we should go all out to sign Harry Pell in the summer!

Yes. And he's such a sporting character.

I thought the ref had a good game.

That's it I'm going to support Lincoln

Gavin Gunning equalises.

John Fenty are Stephen Marley are both great public speakers.

I hope our win tomorrow doesn't stop Lincoln from getting promotion!

Matt Rhead reminds me of Messi.

The Hull accent is beautiful. Pure silk.

We always get too many tickets for the Lincoln away game - we can never sell them all.  

Hooper and Kelly were outstanding again this afternoon

Lincoln have always filled Sincil Bank

There's nothing like coming on the Fishy after a shite day for a dose of positivity!

There's nothing like coming on the Fishy after a shite day for a dose of positivity!

I wish we was as big a club as Scunthorpe.

3-1 down at half time, no problem we always become stronger in the second half and score at will.

We won?

Just for a laugh let's prove how excrement this division is by failing to win in half a season, it was such fun when Neil woods did it, and we will definitely survive

Well done to Michael Jolley for stopping us get relegated..........bring on the red crosses

Stephen Marley, the ghost of relegation, past and future

Quoted from essexexile

Stephen Marley, the ghost of relegation, past and future

Good one made me laugh out loud. Now shut up.  :)

“At least Neil Woods 25 winless streak will never be beaten”

Do you think that Towns first goal today will win Sky's goal of the day?

The view from my seat in the new stadium is fantastic.

I can't wait to see who we get in the FAT draw.

"Our second goal was really well taken"




"Our first goal was really well taken"

All these large margin wins are getting a bit embarrassing now.



There's no way we'll hold onto these for next season.

If Town did the X Factor........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-brih_4K9_g

We need to get all our strikers on long term deals now!

After Town go 4 nil up the manager decides to rest a couple of key players for the next game.

Luton beat Barnet

Quoted from Teestogreen

Luton beat Barnet

Luton beat Barnet.

;)

Wilko .......even at his age is the worst striker at the club at the moment.