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Posted by: Gaffer58, February 24, 2018, 5:51pm
My life is just like Town at he moment, I have courted numerous ladies, some for a few weeks, bought them flowers, meals and even one got a fur coat, but no matter how hard I try I cannot score and I am still a virgin. Can someone on the Fishy please tell me what both Town and myself need to do to change this situation.
Posted by: Perkins, February 24, 2018, 5:53pm; Reply: 1
A personality transplant?
Posted by: Cambs Mariner, February 24, 2018, 5:56pm; Reply: 2
Get rid of the people on your board.
Posted by: Meza, February 24, 2018, 6:05pm; Reply: 3
Stop trying to hard
Posted by: moosey_club, February 24, 2018, 6:06pm; Reply: 4
Get yourself on plenty of fish or tinder......... apparently
Posted by: LH, February 24, 2018, 6:06pm; Reply: 5
I think you’re going to have to pay for it.
Posted by: livosnose, February 24, 2018, 6:10pm; Reply: 6
Stay in tonight and have a pot noodle and a Scott Vernon
Posted by: KingstonMariner, February 24, 2018, 6:11pm; Reply: 7
I don't know but don't expect wonders by offering to take her up Peaks Parkway.
Posted by: Grimal, February 24, 2018, 6:11pm; Reply: 8
Quoted from Gaffer58
My life is just like Town at he moment, I have courted numerous ladies, some for a few weeks, bought them flowers, meals and even one got a fur coat, but no matter how hard I try I cannot score and I am still a virgin. Can someone on the Fishy please tell me what both Town and myself need to do to change this situation.

If your foreplaying improves and Towns eleven playing improves that could change the situation.😉

Posted by: thevera, February 24, 2018, 6:14pm; Reply: 9
Town are looking for a new man to take control. Might this be an option for you?
Posted by: RexFannies, February 25, 2018, 1:25am; Reply: 10
Looks like you'll never score to me
Posted by: promotion plaice, February 25, 2018, 1:39am; Reply: 11

I suggest you try giving "Playgirls Massage" a call.

I think it's changed it's name again now though........so I've heard.... :)
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