He got a fairly healthy budget
To get promotion if he can
And there was Kim Jong Fenty
With another brilliant, master plan

The way play is just a mystery
Like playing Woolford instead of dembele

But there's just one thing
That's driving me berserk
How is Russell Slade still in work

Na na na naaaa na
Na na na na na

He says we won’t concede at corners
By keeping everybody back
But does he think that we’ll score freely
With just Scott Vernon in attack

His post match interview’s a bleeding sin
When he tells the interviewer we deserved to win

But here’s the thing that’s driving me berserk
Why is the fking egghead still in work.

No player's left up
No f.ucking clue
Not coming back
Now what 'bout you

Black and white
We're f.ucking poor
We'll cut chances
Never score

God bless Russell Slerde
Viva Russell Slerde
C'est full of merde
Russell Slerde
Full of merde
Russell Slerde

Defenders keep Vernon in their pockets
Cause he’s as pacy as my chubby nan
But if you want the best ‘uns
Then I’ve got a suggestion
John Fenty’s, not the man

It’s 20 years of sodding misery
It’s the same old sh1t each season
Time to fire his Sladey
But here’s the thing that’s driving me beserk
Hoofball means I’d rather be at work

La la la la, la la la la la

No goals we score
No points we win
You're on a bad run
Come On In
Black and White
We are so poor
We'll gift you goals by the score

Please go Russell Slade
Please walk Russell Slade
Please sack Russell Slade
Oh please please John
Sack Russell Slade.
Please please John
Sack Russell Slade.

Jesus, does nobody go to the pub nowadays?

Quoted from Father Christmas

Jesus, does nobody go to the pub nowadays?

Just cos you have 11 months off a year most of us don’t have time for the pub

http://www.pof.com

Might come in handy lads.

Quoted from Alfie

http://www.pof.com

Might come in handy lads.

Thanks mate,

just out of interest, which one is you ?

Talented songwriters don’t need POF.

Sign a load of journeymen
Send our best players out on loan
It says a lot that Berrett's getting picked on merit
And the forwards are too slow

Cause where these players come from is a mystery
It's like were signing loads of rejects and players without ability

But here's the one that's driving me insane
Can this group of players just win some gamers

FFS  You are supposed to have something that rhymes Adam --like "Hickory dickory dock,the mouse ran up the clock"

Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is this the real life, is this just fantasy, caught by the fast tide, still got Slade in reality.
Open your eyes,look down at the league and seeeeeee.
Were just a poor club,weve got no dignity,
Coz its easy come ,easy go, lost again, sinking low,
Anyway the ball goes, really really matters, to me,to me.

Russell, just killed our club,
Did what Wilko may of said, got no strikers now were dead,
Russell, we have hardly won,
But now youve gone and thrown it all away,
Russell, oo oo oo oo,
This club is gonna die,
We wont be back again tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, its gonna end in sorrow.

Too late,your time has come,
Sends shivers down our spine,all your tactics are a crime,
Goodbye Slade and Wilko,youve got to go,
Gotta leave our beloved club and face the truth,
Russell,oo oo oo oo,,Our club dont want to die,
We sometimes wish you never came back at all.

haha, that red cross is definitely a Slade fan, or doesn't like Queen :)

Quoted from dicko995

haha, that red cross is definitely a Slade fan, or doesn't like Queen :)

Should be able to do something with some Slade lyrics, their songs weren't exactly Shakespearian masterpieces

Quoted from MuddyWaters

Should be able to do something with some Slade lyrics, their songs weren't exactly Shakespearian masterpieces

Can the Town fans see the writing on the wall.
All alway teams seem to come and have a ball.
They’ll attack us down the left side
They’ll attack us down the right
Coz they know we couldn’t score all fcuking night.

So will you please fcuk off Russel
Coz you’ve spoiled all my fun.
Look to the future now
I hope you’ll soon be gone

What will Fenty say when he sees a nearly empty Findus stand. aha aah aah aah.

You can tell we’re from the same stock as Rod Temperton and Bernie Taupin.

Quoted from Civvy at last

Can the Town fans see the writing on the wall.
All alway teams seem to come and have a ball.
They’ll attack us down the left side
They’ll attack us down the right
Coz they know we couldn’t score all fcuking night.

So will you please fcuk off Russel
Coz you’ve spoiled all my fun.
Look to the future now
I hope you’ll soon be gone

What will Fenty say when he sees a nearly empty Findus stand. aha aah aah aah.

Impressed!

My first post!
Dicko that was brilliant. Got the guitar out - may feature at the Kings Arms next Tuesday on acoustic night.

If Ilkley, Headingley and other WY exiles fancy watching some committed, attacking football by players who get paid peanuts and have lost two all season, roll up at Silsden AFC for the next match

P.S I'm a Taylors Landlord drinker - how do I change this 'coke drinker' insult?

Quoted from SilsdenMariner

P.S I'm a Taylors Landlord drinker - how do I change this 'coke drinker' insult?

Only one way- keep posting.

Oh! and welcome.

Quoted from SilsdenMariner

My first post!
Dicko that was brilliant. Got the guitar out - may feature at the Kings Arms next Tuesday on acoustic night.

If Ilkley, Headingley and other WY exiles fancy watching some committed, attacking football by players who get paid peanuts and have lost two all season, roll up at Silsden AFC for the next match

What's wrong with lethargic hoofball for a manager whose head looks like a peanut and, according to his post-match interviews, should have only lost two all season?