What would it be?

Mine would be - why do you deem it necessary to chop and change the team on such a regular basis?

I would ask him why he never learns by his mistakes

why are you still here

His interviews always display a fairly decent justification, in principle, for his changes. I think that's why he has lasted so long, because he "talks a good game", if you like, and it's often hard to disagree with most of what he says.  

Will you please clear your desk?

Did you get a Christmas card from the Scott Family?

How the intercourse have you got away with it for 4 and a half years ?

There must be loads of managers on the dole asking the same about him

Do you prefer toast or fried bread with a full English?

Who would you recommend to replace you

Has Fenty told you it's promotion our your out this season.

Why do you say "us" when everyone else says "our"?

Do you have something on fenty ?

Do you have a likening for well built black men

If you don't get us promoted would you be willing to put a sausage up your bottom and parade around bp ?
😂

Thanks for the red x Jb 😉

Do you read the fishy :X

Why?...............................

Paul - why is it that only the blind can truly see?

When you do eventually make a wrong decision ...will you put your hands upto it?  ;)

What's your fishy username?

I would ask him how he deals with the unbearable lightness of being and the fruitless search for meaning in this world...... and red or brown sauce?

Have you been given a performance target in each season you've been a manager and if so what were/are they?

Which Country or area would you say IS the best producer of fine cheeses.?

(Am I on the right site here ??  ;) )

Paul,do you really want to smack JT in the gob when he asks you a touchy question.

I'd ask if he thinks our central midfield options are too much of a muchness and whether he thinks it might have been better to sign a more athletic and physically imposing player in the middle to give us a different option.

I'm told that Buckley noted all our midfielders were similar types of player in his summing up after the game on Saturday. Oh for a Cunnington/Cockerill type of player to cover the ground in midfield...

Quoted from Maringer

I'd ask if he thinks our central midfield options are too much of a muchness and whether he thinks it might have been better to sign a more athletic and physically imposing player in the middle to give us a different option.

I'm told that Buckley noted all our midfielders were similar types of player in his summing up after the game on Saturday. Oh for a Cunnington/Cockerill type of player to cover the ground in midfield...

I would add Paul Groves to the two mentioned.

Is the journey from Rotherham to Grimsby getting boring yet ?

Daddy or chips?

Do I smell bad or is there another reason you keep sniffing?

Quoted from arryarryarry

I would add Paul Groves to the two mentioned.

If we had another Paul Groves in the team, we'd have been promoted years ago!  ;)

Would you like a lift to your next job interview ?

What's Jamie Green up to these days ? :)

How do you combat the suns glare sat in the dug out at B.P.?

Quoted from Teestogreen

Paul - why is it that only the blind can truly see?

:)

Paul? Paul? Oh intercourse it, I give up.

Paul, do you think JT is a complete knob or do you give that look to your friends as well.

Quoted from ska face

His interviews always display a fairly decent justification, in principle, for his changes. I think that's why he has lasted so long, because he "talks a good game", if you like, and it's often hard to disagree with most of what he says.  

Perhaps because he's right?

Quoted from barralad

Perhaps because he's right?

I think balanced, proportionate posts like these have no place on the fishy.

Quoted from barralad

Perhaps because he's right?

Are you saying he was right to make the changes for the Torquay and Macclesfield games, if so God knows what will happen if he gets it wrong.

Paul, you know that time you went to see Dr Hook? Was that the worst prostrate exam you've ever had...?

Quoted from Fishbone

Paul, you know that time you went to see Dr Hook? Was that the worst prostrate exam you've ever had...?

What gets me is they smile when they do it. ??)

Quoted from arryarryarry

What gets me is they smile when they do it. ??)

Over the years I have had a few Doctors poke their fingers up my backside,

Last week a nice Chinese Lady Doctor did the same,

Much better no pain at all. 8)

Quoted from grimsby pete

Over the years I have had a few Doctors poke their fingers up my backside,

Last week a nice Chinese Lady Doctor did the same,

Much better no pain at all. 8)

I bet a couple of hours later you wanted it doing again.

I'm told that the main thing to be certain of when undergoing one of these examinations is that both of the doctor's hands aren't on your shoulders at the same time.  ;)

Quoted from Maringer

I'm told that the main thing to be certain of when undergoing one of these examinations is that both of the doctor's hands aren't on your shoulders at the same time.  ;)

;D ;D ;D

Quoted from big al

I would ask him how he deals with the unbearable lightness of being and the fruitless search for meaning in this world...... and red or brown sauce?

Or no sauce at all?

Quoted from Civvy at last

Which Country or area would you say IS the best producer of fine cheeses.?

(Am I on the right site here ??  ;) )

You have a grim outlook.

Thanks very much I spent the morning having my rear end inspected by a camera ( I'm sure David Attenborough was up there working for the bbc ) and thought an early night reading the fishy would take my mind of it.

Paul what's your favourite Chippy??

Quoted from arryarryarry

I bet a couple of hours later you wanted it doing again.

I was thinking of asking her for a second opinion. ;D

Quoted from gaz57

Thanks very much I spent the morning having my rear end inspected by a camera ( I'm sure David Attenborough was up there working for the bbc ) and thought an early night reading the fishy would take my mind of it.

Welcome to the club! I've had approaching 30 of those procedures and I'm beginning to think my ought constitutes a public thoroughfare for the Endoscopy Unit at D P of W Hospital ! They have even started giving me internal camera shots - too much info for me !!! lol

Why are our players that unfit they can't play twice in 3 days?

Quoted from grimsby pete

I was thinking of asking her for a second opinion. ;D

Pete...given that not everyone's NHS credentials are checked as often as they should be, you might like to think about getting a second opinion as to whether you were examined by a lady doctor or a lady boy  :P

Pick a window?

Paul, have you got the number for the Samaritans?

Will you ever come out after a defeat and admit you got it wrong?

Paul, Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

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Someone's had a beer.

Quoted from LH

Someone's had a beer.

Oops forgot about the pro admin team putting the plasters on our automatic promotion campaign....

Why are you so defensive in the Media and do you still yearn to manage that great town in South Yorkshire?

Why after 4 + years you are still living in Rotherham.

Quoted from jimgtfc

Why are our players that unfit they can't play twice in 3 days?

It's actually twice in 48hrs ( I'm assuming 3.00pm Saturday to 3.00pm Monday is still 48 hrs ? )

Why do we only beat newly promoted teams beginning the the letter B ?

Quoted from Sir Matt Tease

Would you like a lift to your next job interview ?

Why would he need a lift? Has he lost his licence?

Quoted from ginnywings

Why do we only beat newly promoted teams beginning the the letter B ?

We are starting on regular teams starting with the letter A next week. 8)

Why do you prefer Robinson to Clay ?

How annoying is it having to justify every decision you make to people on messageboards?

Quoted from LH

How annoying is it having to justify every decision you make to people on messageboards?

We are only having a laugh,

We do not expect Paul to answer any of our questions.