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Posted by: lukeo, March 19, 2015, 11:20am
It's a bit late now but how awesome would it have looked if we had 1000+ 'full kit male masturbators' in the away end!
Posted by: Theimperialcoroner, March 19, 2015, 11:35am; Reply: 1
That would be fantastic, shinnies and everything. We'd make a great sight.
Posted by: LeeVanCleef, March 19, 2015, 2:43pm; Reply: 2
Maybe Southport?

1000 "12th Men"
Posted by: AdamHaddock, March 19, 2015, 2:48pm; Reply: 3
Zorro masks? Can get them on ebay for less than £2
Posted by: pizzzza, March 19, 2015, 3:16pm; Reply: 4
No doubt there will be plenty of "male masturbators" there, full-kit or not.
Posted by: The_Laughing_Mariner, March 19, 2015, 4:18pm; Reply: 5
WTF is a full kit male masturbator?
Posted by: Les Brechin, March 19, 2015, 4:21pm; Reply: 6
WTF is a full kit male masturbator?


A grown man who wears a full kit who isn't actually a player!
Posted by: Abdul19, March 19, 2015, 4:22pm; Reply: 7
I've never heard that phrase before (although I have heard the last third of it a lot) but I assume it's someone who wears a full kit!
Posted by: pizzzza, March 19, 2015, 4:22pm; Reply: 8
WTF is a full kit male masturbator?


Example:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/MZBdK.jpg[/img]

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeChRCsCAAEanuD.jpg[/img]
Posted by: Abdul19, March 19, 2015, 4:29pm; Reply: 9
I don't know if he's actually in full kit but points for props.

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByjZ1tqCAAA3Xoe.jpg[/img]
Posted by: Abdul19, March 19, 2015, 4:34pm; Reply: 10
Quoted from pizzzza



[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeChRCsCAAEanuD.jpg[/img]


Haha, even his dog looks embarrassed!
Posted by: Les Brechin, March 19, 2015, 4:49pm; Reply: 11
[img]http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/16527674.jpg[/img]
Posted by: Theimperialcoroner, March 19, 2015, 4:54pm; Reply: 12
John Terry is the ultimate FKW there's a great Twitter feed for them too.
I'm defintetly thinking its a great idea.
Posted by: mariner91, March 19, 2015, 5:09pm; Reply: 13
I thought Alfreton was hi-vis jackets?
Posted by: headingly_mariner, March 19, 2015, 6:59pm; Reply: 14
Quoted from mariner91
I thought Alfreton was hi-vis jackets?


2000 stewards with inflatables
Posted by: immariner, March 19, 2015, 7:31pm; Reply: 15
Why trying to change it? Will only confuse things. Stick with the hi-vis. Southport is suited and booted, as far as I'm aware.
Posted by: pizzzza, March 19, 2015, 7:48pm; Reply: 16
Quoted from Abdul19


Haha, even his dog looks embarrassed!


Ha, I'm sure he painted that kit on!
Posted by: pizzzza, March 19, 2015, 8:11pm; Reply: 17
Quoted from immariner
Why trying to change it? Will only confuse things. Stick with the hi-vis. Southport is suited and booted, as far as I'm aware.


I actually prefer the full kit idea.  I'm sure most people just have the shirt so as they will need them to match  it could be a great way for the club to flog a load of shorts and socks too!
Posted by: ginnywings, March 19, 2015, 8:38pm; Reply: 18
Never heard of a kit male masturbator before. I must rush and join twitter and facebook if that is the kind of thing i am missing out on.

Now mammary male masturbator..........................................
Posted by: moosey_club, March 19, 2015, 8:42pm; Reply: 19
Quoted from Abdul19


Haha, even his dog looks embarrassed!


with the look he is demonstrating and the fact its a labrador i was presuming its a guide dog  8)
Posted by: ska face, March 19, 2015, 8:46pm; Reply: 20
Quoted from pizzzza


I actually prefer the full kit idea.  I'm sure most people just have the shirt so as they will need them to match  it could be a great way for the club to flog a load of shorts and socks too!


Think you'd be surprised.

Thought the whole idea behind the hi-vis was that it was a) dirt cheap, b) easy to do and c) another thumbed-nose at stewards?
Posted by: gary_elton, March 20, 2015, 8:25am; Reply: 21
Has to be Hi-Viz... I already have them.....   :)
Posted by: LongEatonMariner, March 20, 2015, 9:00am; Reply: 22
Quoted from Les Brechin
[img]http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/16527674.jpg[/img]


Priceless. The Ultimate FKW.
Posted by: Fcukthescunts, March 20, 2015, 9:35am; Reply: 23
So is it Hi-Viz need to get little lad something this weekend? He said can he wear his hi viz Barcelona top, he was banished to the shed to consider what he had said, while I called the Adoption agencies......
Posted by: moosey_club, March 20, 2015, 10:35am; Reply: 24
Quoted from Fcukthescunts
So is it Hi-Viz need to get little lad something this weekend? He said can he wear his hi viz Barcelona top, he was banished to the shed to consider what he had said, while I called the Adoption agencies......


haha  ;D  

however...somebody must have bought it for him??

I am looking at you .....
Posted by: Fcukthescunts, March 20, 2015, 11:29am; Reply: 25
Quoted from moosey_club


haha  ;D  

however...somebody must have bought it for him??

I am looking at you .....


:B :B :B(sorry)
Posted by: cmackenzie4, March 20, 2015, 1:47pm; Reply: 26
Quoted from gary_elton
Has to be Hi-Viz... I already have them.....   :)


I can see you from here!  ;D
Posted by: lukeo, March 20, 2015, 2:20pm; Reply: 27
My apologise, for some reason i had it in my head it was fancy dress. I like the hi-v's idea alot and think it goes well with tthe situation that occured.
Posted by: moss_side_mariner, March 22, 2015, 2:10pm; Reply: 28
to complete the FGR ar$ehole steward look you will need a black beanie hat, a bright red fat face and a home made (look how important I am) armband.
Posted by: Wrawby_Mariner, March 22, 2015, 2:53pm; Reply: 29
But whats the idea for Dover?
Posted by: grimsby pete, March 22, 2015, 3:22pm; Reply: 30
Quoted from Wrawby_Mariner
But whats the idea for Dover?


Pullovers I think Marc.
Posted by: LH, March 22, 2015, 3:30pm; Reply: 31
Maybe we should have a poll of all the ideas and pick one from there before we all turn up dressed differently.
Posted by: AdamHaddock, March 22, 2015, 3:39pm; Reply: 32
Illegal immigrants. The travelling fans go in the back of a lorry instead of on a coach
Posted by: grimsby pete, March 22, 2015, 3:53pm; Reply: 33
Quoted from AdamHaddock
Illegal immigrants. The travelling fans go in the back of a lorry instead of on a coach


That would work better at Dover. ;D
Posted by: AdamHaddock, March 22, 2015, 4:18pm; Reply: 34
Quoted from grimsby pete


That would work better at Dover. ;D


That's what I meant  :) The thread had diverged onto Dover

Posted by: mariner91, March 22, 2015, 4:19pm; Reply: 35
Alfreton - hi vis is sorted. Better be anyway because I've already bought mine.
Posted by: Mrs Doyle, March 22, 2015, 4:55pm; Reply: 36
Christ if we do draw FGR in the play off's keep your high viz stuff get a fat suit and any type of inflatable, doesn't matter it the jacket doesn't fit (better effect) and a bright coloured beeny hat. That will make the headlines over there lol.
Posted by: WOZOFGRIMSBY, March 22, 2015, 6:32pm; Reply: 37
Quoted from Wrawby_Mariner
But whats the idea for Dover?


All go with tennis rackets
Posted by: GyMariner, March 22, 2015, 7:11pm; Reply: 38
Is it an offence to throw toilet roll streamers? This would be a great sight at alfreton!
Posted by: 1739 (Guest), March 22, 2015, 7:19pm; Reply: 39
Quoted from GyMariner
Is it an offence to throw toilet roll streamers? This would be a great sight at alfreton!


I was thinking the same. Toilet roll and loads of bloons would look quality and great for when the players walk out.
Posted by: GyMariner, March 22, 2015, 7:27pm; Reply: 40
Quoted from 1739


I was thinking the same. Toilet roll and loads of bloons would look quality and great for when the players walk out.


Such a better sight than having a couple of dozen people in high vis! All depends how many people are going along with the idea

Posted by: Peeler_Crab, March 22, 2015, 7:30pm; Reply: 41
Till rolls & ticker tape, I reckon (thumbup).

It's a bit old hat, but looks great & gets the crowd going..
Posted by: gary_elton, March 24, 2015, 4:29pm; Reply: 42
Quoted from moss_side_mariner
to complete the FGR ar$ehole steward look you will need a black beanie hat, a bright red fat face and a home made (look how important I am) armband.


Got the lot !!!! that's me sorted then....... (nono)
Posted by: psgmariner, March 24, 2015, 4:40pm; Reply: 43
I'm wearing my lemon zester outfit for every game till the end of the season. Need to get my moneys worth from it as struggling to think when else I will wear it.
Posted by: Theimperialcoroner, March 24, 2015, 11:37pm; Reply: 44
Alfy will be bobbin it now. 2000 of us heading their way.
Posted by: gary_elton, March 24, 2015, 11:38pm; Reply: 45
Derby fans will add to their number...... but it's gonna be a cracking day out.... :)
Posted by: Abdul19, March 25, 2015, 12:55am; Reply: 46
If I was a Derby fan I'd probably rather go to the Derby match!
Posted by: jaymariner, March 25, 2015, 7:56am; Reply: 47
Quoted from Abdul19
If I was a Derby fan I'd probably rather go to the Derby match!


The thing is there are a few on bans that sneak into alfreton instead just to cause a bit of agro
Posted by: Belfast Town, March 25, 2015, 10:15am; Reply: 48
So, got my Alfreton tickets sorted this morning. Is it the dress code fancy or what? I've lost track of the arrangements!
Posted by: gary_elton, March 25, 2015, 10:34am; Reply: 49
got my 2 Alfreton tickets this morning too..... I believe it's HI Viz  ????
Posted by: gary_elton, March 25, 2015, 10:35am; Reply: 50
Quoted from Abdul19
If I was a Derby fan I'd probably rather go to the Derby match!


I think Derby are away....???
Posted by: RichMariner, March 25, 2015, 11:27am; Reply: 51
If you haven't got your hi-viz jacket yet, you can buy them online for just a couple of quid here:

[url]http://www.hivizextras.co.uk/Hi-Viz-Vests/HVE100-Class-2-Vest-107[/url]
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