What's the best Lincoln fans excuse you have heard or read for them missing the derby games, home or away.

This is a funny one from the lincolnvital

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"I'm not going. No reason - hope we win. Will be delighted if we do of course. Bit fed up of disappointment and kind of expecting it again. Tin hat on. Be there Saturday though."

I've heard Lincoln fans say that they don't come to BP because there's no where to park and it's a bit excrement around the ground, of course the area around sincil male masturbation is classy and awash with parking space.

urine poor. The fact is, they aren't very well supported, they got excited when they had 300 or at barnet. Says a lot. Leave me to it...

There is no need for excuses. The facts are that they are a small club.

I think there will be 2600 imps let's not forget how awful we have been for 5/6 years..

Town of course have been fantastic for the last few years, reaching the heights of the Conference (blink)

Joke club.