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Stadium
January 28, 2022, 6:29pm
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Quoted from moosey_club
To summarise the thread so far for anyone catching up....

We all hate the little things the opposition do to gain an advantage when they beat us...but I believe if we were winning using the same then it wouldn't be an issue šŸ˜€


Amazing isn't it??
Game management etc. etc................



ā€œThere's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire.ā€- Murray Walker
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We notice it more because we are always losing so can't waste timešŸ˜
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January 28, 2022, 9:00pm

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Two footballs on top of each other really boils my urine.
You know, when you've got a football and there's another football on top of it.
It really fcuks me off and no mistake.
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January 28, 2022, 9:05pm

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My urine is at 100 degrees when I see players, mainly goalkeepers, stopping the other team from getting the ball back to the centre circle quickly after scoring a late goal. I nearly through something at the TV last week when the Notts Forest keeper let a late goal in, laid on the floor until he suddenly saw one of the opposition running to retrieve the ball when he jumped up and ran after the ball and started acting like kids trying to get the ball.

Any player who delays the return of the ball to the centre circle should be booked for unsportsmanlike behaviour
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January 28, 2022, 9:07pm
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Modern football sayings, usually on bad YouTube videos with ear piercing trap music:

Top bins
Worldie
Joss Acklandā€™s spunky backpack
Baller
Top, top, top player
Top, top player
Top player
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January 28, 2022, 9:23pm

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Quoted from lukeo
I hate it when teams are rewarded a free kick and place the ball down 10+ yards further up field. Played against Bridgwater on Saturday and they did it EVERY time! It got to the point where they almost took an indirect free kick for offside in their own half!
We beat them 3-2 šŸ˜


I think youā€™ll find if itā€™s your team offside it has to be in their half.!!

Have a word Les šŸ˜‰


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I jokingly remarkedĀ Ā 'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
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That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'Ā Ā 
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January 28, 2022, 9:34pm
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Quoted from WayneBurnettsJockstrap
My urine is at 100 degrees when I see players, mainly goalkeepers, stopping the other team from getting the ball back to the centre circle quickly after scoring a late goal. I nearly through something at the TV last week when the Notts Forest keeper let a late goal in, laid on the floor until he suddenly saw one of the opposition running to retrieve the ball when he jumped up and ran after the ball and started acting like kids trying to get the ball.

Any player who delays the return of the ball to the centre circle should be booked for unsportsmanlike behaviour


Thatā€™s another of those pointless acts because the opposition kick off anyway so they wont rush
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January 28, 2022, 10:33pm

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Quoted from crusty ole pie
The thing that really pisses me off is when we donā€™t get the ball in the onion sack


WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA                         I'LL SAY !
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January 28, 2022, 10:54pm
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nearly through something at the TV last week when the Notts Forest keeper let a late goal in, laid on the floor until he suddenly saw one of the opposition running to retrieve the ball when he jumped up and ran after the ball and started acting like kids trying to get the ball.

Any player who delays the return of the ball to the centre circle should be booked for unsportsmanlike behaviour

I think you'll  find that Bamba was booked!
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January 28, 2022, 11:37pm

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Quoted from Knut Anders Fosters Voles

Joss Acklandā€™s spunky backpack


She was sick on The Bill


JESUS AT THE CENTRE
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