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Oly1987
January 7, 2022, 2:56am
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkamp

I know his name was mentioned over the summer as a joke but 20 goals in 34 appearances in the 20/21 season in the Dutch 2nd tier. Not sure if he's worth spunking a load of money on but if we did blow our load on him we could end up with a hard and fast striker and might end up with goals cumming thick and fast.


I'll see myself out
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January 7, 2022, 7:59am

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I'll give it half an hour and I bet someone will try and make a pun or two.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkamp

I know his name was mentioned over the summer as a joke but 20 goals in 34 appearances in the 20/21 season in the Dutch 2nd tier. Not sure if he's worth spunking a load of money on but if we did blow our load on him we could end up with a hard and fast striker and might end up with goals cumming thick and fast.


I'll see myself out


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January 7, 2022, 8:33am

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I'll give it half an hour and I bet someone will try and make a pun or two.

I'll save everyone the trouble.....

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January 7, 2022, 12:05pm
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I kid you not this is genuine, i had an email from a customer in Holland last year and his name is Ruud Kok
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Get's everywhere that bloke now. Was watching an episode of The Chase the other day and when it ended I put BBC 1 on and he was presenting Blankety Blank! Not to mention The Larkins and Breaking Dad.


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Get's everywhere that bloke now. Was watching an episode of The Chase the other day and when it ended I put BBC 1 on and he was presenting Blankety Blank! Not to mention The Larkins and Breaking Dad.


Good for him i like Bradley Walsh.  There was another about someone called kock rubber lol.


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Don't see PH being interested in Johnny Foreigner.
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