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pizzzza
January 6, 2022, 4:13pm

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Towards the end of Monday's game I spotted a supporter holding his haunches and moving rapidly towards the Lower Young's toilets. Once he had entered I never did see him emerge. I hope he made it.
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January 6, 2022, 5:42pm

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Towards the end of Monday's game I spotted a supporter holding his haunches and moving rapidly towards the Lower Young's toilets. Once he had entered I never did see him emerge. I hope he made it.


Must have been desperate to use toilets at ground.

I try and use a nearby fast food restaurant before game and hold out until after the game.



If the football is bad you can always watch the gulls.
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January 6, 2022, 6:24pm

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I've taken 2 Immodium an hour before every home game since an unfortunate incident in 1974.


JESUS AT THE CENTRE
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Knut Anders Fosters Voles
January 6, 2022, 6:31pm
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Quoted from Abdul19
I've taken 2 Immodium an hour before every home game since an unfortunate incident in 1974.


The Rumble in the Jungle?

ps. Anyone clicking on this thread thinking we’ve signed someone called ‘Short’ is going to be as angry as a short leashed spaniel outside a Spar.
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Simon
January 6, 2022, 7:42pm
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My wife & I ventured into the fan zone on Monday, i needed the loo so while she waited for drinks i nipped in one of the portable toilets for a quick pee and let's just say i won't be going in one of those again in a hurry


All Town aren't we ..... UTM  
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My wife & I ventured into the fan zone on Monday, i needed the loo so while she waited for drinks i nipped in one of the portable toilets for a quick pee and let's just say i won't be going in one of those again in a hurry


Sorry about that.
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January 6, 2022, 8:29pm

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I've taken 2 Immodium an hour before every home game since an unfortunate incident in 1974.


So it was you collecting the toilet roll that had been thrown on pitch.    



If the football is bad you can always watch the gulls.
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January 6, 2022, 8:31pm

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As a small child, my guts once dropped mid way through the first half…I had to use the findus bogs, after I exited my crapper some bloke went to follow me in, took one breath and said ‘you alright mate? You should see a doctor’…

It felt like the scene from trainspotting…

Thankfully, never needed to do it since…


'the poor and the needy are selfish and greedy'...well done Mozza
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January 6, 2022, 10:56pm

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Quoted from Simon
My wife & I ventured into the fan zone on Monday, i needed the loo so while she waited for drinks i nipped in one of the portable toilets for a quick pee and let's just say i won't be going in one of those again in a hurry


I’ve seen enough people padlocked/cable tied into portaloos and turned upside down to know never to go in one.
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January 6, 2022, 11:13pm
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I have my dad to thank for this. Every time he comes out the bathroom after one of those sessions where your legs have gone dead and you can slice the atmosphere with a a meat cleaver, he will say "well I don't remember eating that". I have handed it down to my little un like a precious family heirloom.
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