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gobby
November 27, 2021, 3:16pm

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You are missing a cracking game! A LJL shot nearly took the roof off the Findus! 😎
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Brings back memories of a legendary thread which was our imaginary coverage of a game at Darlo?? Which was postponed late. Was very very funny ,including the tracking of the fans coaches up the A1 anyone else remember that? Think we ended up winning about 8-1
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November 27, 2021, 3:27pm
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Sears is driving forward dangerously from full back. Looks a real threat.
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Chance! John Lewis takes aim from 7 yards, only the keeper to beat but unfortunately he's only succeeded in knocking the man off the moon.
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Quoted from forza ivano
Brings back memories of a legendary thread which was our imaginary coverage of a game at Darlo?? Which was postponed late. Was very very funny ,including the tracking of the fans coaches up the A1 anyone else remember that? Think we ended up winning about 8-1


Yeah that was hilarious, FA Trophy wasn't it.
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November 27, 2021, 3:32pm

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Golfers there. Booing coke.
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November 27, 2021, 3:37pm

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The Main Stand roof has just blown onto the pitch, Dave Moore picks it up and puts it back.

He also agrees to hold onto it so the game can finish.


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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November 27, 2021, 3:39pm

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Poor away following today
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Hurst upset that the main stand (despite its vast experience) has failed to “keep us shape”….
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Quoted from Hagrid
Golfers there. Booing coke.


Macca is in complete control of his penalty area - no need for centre halves when he's in this form - already saved 3 penalties given away by you know who  
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Hurst upset that the main stand (despite its vast experience) has failed to “keep us shape”….


Apologies to our faithful main stand, the problem seems to be that “Johnny come lately” Findus  , I must admit I glanced up to the roof last Friday and noted some really bad rust eating away at the cross supports
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I am blown away by our sudden improvement.  Did anyone get wind of this?  The performance has got the fans very excited.  They have lifted the roof off.
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November 27, 2021, 4:09pm
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Chance! John Lewis takes aim from 7 yards, only the keeper to beat but unfortunately he's only succeeded in knocking the man off the moon.


If the man in the moon was sat on a cows bottom he would have been safe.
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November 27, 2021, 4:21pm
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Not much happened so far second half.. Mcatee is warming up, Golfer has been Warned by the steward about swearing at his can of Coke
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November 27, 2021, 4:23pm
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Quoted from Hagrid
Golfers there. Booing coke.


Which is a significant development as Golfer usually gives the impression that he’s snorting Coke.

In the meantime, back at the game, Coke, buoyed by the news that the league is about to make square balls mandatory because the round ones bounce too much, has, with the help of Clifton and Hunt proven the Pythagoras theory, at the same time taking 10 minutes to advance the ball precisely minus 20 yards.

Hurst was heard to say ‘I’m proud of the lads. That’s what I call keeping us shape’. It’s a shame that the ball ended up in the back of our own net, the move having started in our penalty box, but hey, it’s all about taking the long term view.

This btw is what happens when you get to Donny station only to find the game is off, and have to take refuge from the conditions in the Draughtsman bar. Titanic Reserve Plum Porter (6.5%) highly recommended 🤪
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GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giles Coke prods home from 4 yards to put town ahead, Golfer is not best pleased!
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GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giles Coke prods home from 4 yards to put town ahead, Golfer is not best pleased!


Giles Coke is hit with a caan of Pepsi as Golfer flees the scene.

Here comes Mcatee for Lennie
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The League have taken the decision to extend the rules on subs to 10 allowed for the final 20 minutes

Hurst has turned down the chance to give Scannell and Grant Minutes for match fitness
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Which is a significant development as Golfer usually gives the impression that he’s snorting Coke.

In the meantime, back at the game, Coke, buoyed by the news that the league is about to make square balls mandatory because the round ones bounce too much, has, with the help of Clifton and Hunt proven the Pythagoras theory, at the same time taking 10 minutes to advance the ball precisely minus 20 yards.

Hurst was heard to say ‘I’m proud of the lads. That’s what I call keeping us shape’. It’s a shame that the ball ended up in the back of our own net, the move having started in our penalty box, but hey, it’s all about taking the long term view.

This btw is what happens when you get to Donny station only to find the game is off, and have to take refuge from the conditions in the Draughtsman bar. Titanic Reserve Plum Porter (6.5%) highly recommended 🤪


Reminds me a bit of the Monty Python sketch where a load of Ancient Greek philosophers play a game of football using logic to work out how to score.


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Red card...
But who for Jeff..
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Quoted from rancido


Reminds me a bit of the Monty Python sketch where a load of Ancient Greek philosophers play a game of football using logic to work out how to score.


Is that the one where Lenny missed a chance despite it being on a Plato?
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Dave moore must be pleased the game is drawing to a close after his heroic efforts in holding the entire of the Main Stand roof in place for much of the game, and he is still only in his shorts!
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Disappointed by the atmosphere today.
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Lost all the footballs over the stands, so playing on with scotch eggs.
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At least I won the prediction thread,
Correct score 0-0
Correct attendance 0
Correct away attendance 0
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Into the 36th minute of added time and town have made it 2-0, McKeown with a header at the far post from a Mcatee cross, celebrating cupping his ears at the crowd. Mckeown has been dominated in both penalty boxes this afternoon.
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Quoted from lukeo
Into the 36th minute of added time and town have made it 2-0, McKeown with a header at the far post from a Mcatee cross, celebrating cupping his ears at the crowd. Mckeown has been dominated in both penalty boxes this afternoon.


Macca did say he wasn't going to stay on his line just incase the crossbar snapped off . I noticed he caught everything in the air today, tesco bags,crisp packets and even a low flying pigeon that was trying to make it's way to the pontoon rafters.
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Quoted from Davec
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giles Coke prods home from 4 yards to put town ahead, Golfer is not best pleased!


It must be an own goal as Coke can't kick forward
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Reminds me a bit of the Monty Python sketch where a load of Ancient Greek philosophers play a game of football using logic to work out how to score.


And the young German substitute Marx has scored.

The Greeks are arguing it is not a goal. It’s just an a priori concept.


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