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lee65
November 27, 2021, 3:50pm
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Hurst upset that the main stand (despite its vast experience) has failed to “keep us shape”….


Apologies to our faithful main stand, the problem seems to be that “Johnny come lately” Findus  , I must admit I glanced up to the roof last Friday and noted some really bad rust eating away at the cross supports
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I am blown away by our sudden improvement.  Did anyone get wind of this?  The performance has got the fans very excited.  They have lifted the roof off.
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November 27, 2021, 4:09pm
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Chance! John Lewis takes aim from 7 yards, only the keeper to beat but unfortunately he's only succeeded in knocking the man off the moon.


If the man in the moon was sat on a cows bottom he would have been safe.
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Not much happened so far second half.. Mcatee is warming up, Golfer has been Warned by the steward about swearing at his can of Coke
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Golfers there. Booing coke.


Which is a significant development as Golfer usually gives the impression that he’s snorting Coke.

In the meantime, back at the game, Coke, buoyed by the news that the league is about to make square balls mandatory because the round ones bounce too much, has, with the help of Clifton and Hunt proven the Pythagoras theory, at the same time taking 10 minutes to advance the ball precisely minus 20 yards.

Hurst was heard to say ‘I’m proud of the lads. That’s what I call keeping us shape’. It’s a shame that the ball ended up in the back of our own net, the move having started in our penalty box, but hey, it’s all about taking the long term view.

This btw is what happens when you get to Donny station only to find the game is off, and have to take refuge from the conditions in the Draughtsman bar. Titanic Reserve Plum Porter (6.5%) highly recommended 🤪
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GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giles Coke prods home from 4 yards to put town ahead, Golfer is not best pleased!
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GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giles Coke prods home from 4 yards to put town ahead, Golfer is not best pleased!


Giles Coke is hit with a caan of Pepsi as Golfer flees the scene.

Here comes Mcatee for Lennie
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The League have taken the decision to extend the rules on subs to 10 allowed for the final 20 minutes

Hurst has turned down the chance to give Scannell and Grant Minutes for match fitness
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Which is a significant development as Golfer usually gives the impression that he’s snorting Coke.

In the meantime, back at the game, Coke, buoyed by the news that the league is about to make square balls mandatory because the round ones bounce too much, has, with the help of Clifton and Hunt proven the Pythagoras theory, at the same time taking 10 minutes to advance the ball precisely minus 20 yards.

Hurst was heard to say ‘I’m proud of the lads. That’s what I call keeping us shape’. It’s a shame that the ball ended up in the back of our own net, the move having started in our penalty box, but hey, it’s all about taking the long term view.

This btw is what happens when you get to Donny station only to find the game is off, and have to take refuge from the conditions in the Draughtsman bar. Titanic Reserve Plum Porter (6.5%) highly recommended 🤪


Reminds me a bit of the Monty Python sketch where a load of Ancient Greek philosophers play a game of football using logic to work out how to score.


The Future is Black & White.
"The commonest thing on this planet is not water , as some people believe, but stupidity ". Frank Zappa
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Red card...
But who for Jeff..
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