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Boris Johnson
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Yorkshire Ripper is our friend, is our friend, is our friend....
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Sooper, Sooper Clive, Sooper, Sooper Clive

Sooper Clive Mendonca
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When a player goes down "injured"

stamp on his head, stamp on his head, etc


I don't mind Roy Keane making £60,000 a week. I was making the same when I was playing. The only difference was I was printing my own - Mickey Thomas

The area you are trying to protect at corners is the goal - Chris Kamara

I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: What's an IQ? - George Best
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We all follow the Grimsby...over land and sea and YORKSHIRE!

Walking down the Grimsby Road to see the (insert manager's name) aces.

Take my hand...take my whole heart too...cos I can't help falling in love with you...the Grimsby!

Score in a brothel...you couldn't score in a brothel.

(Opposition player) shits his underpants.

Come in a taxi...you must have come in a taxi.

Like a packet of Woodbines, like a barrel of Tetley's.

Whoooaaa! Whoooaaa! We are the Grimsby boys.

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Buckley, give us a wave, Buckley, Buckley hive us a wave?

Buckley, what's the score? Buckley, Buckley what's the score?

They're scruffy and they're smelly, they can't afford a telly, the Yorkie family.

Up at 5 o'clock, walking round the dock, 6ft icicles hanging off his member

...when Grimsby sing the Yorkies ran away.

When i was just a little boy I asked my father who should it be...should it be Scunthorpe, should it be Town? Here's what he said to me.
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Can't remember if was us or the away fans who serenaded Batchy with: "Nigel needs a haircut."

Ramsdens 1 Harrods 0 against Fulham.

Funniest away chat was Bolton at BP "There's only one Fish in Grimsby" to their captain Mark Fish.

You're so excrement it's unbelievable!

Hillsborough away in 97 as the Wendy's kept scoring and hundreds of Harry Haddocks were simultaneously deflated..."We're so excrement it's unbelievable!"
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Let's go fuckung mental / let's all have a disco

Attack, attack, attack atrack attack.

Geddintoum! Geddintoum! Geddintoum!

Findus give us a song.
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Last couple from me...

Whistling the Laurel and Hardy theme tune every time a copper walked past the Pontoon.

And the ditty to any woman walking past.
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Quoted from Withnail
Last couple from me...

Whistling the Laurel and Hardy theme tune every time a copper walked past the Pontoon.

And the ditty to any woman walking past.

It was "Get your mammaries out for the lads"
Don't be scared fella, if you mean it say it.
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Hi Ho Grimsby, Grimsby Hi Ho.  - not very imaginative

Away the lads,
sure to see us coming
fastest team in the land
always in the running
see the smiles on he lad's and lasses' faces
walking down the Grimsby Road
to see the Newman's aces.
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