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supertown
October 29, 2019, 3:16pm
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Quoted from pizzzza
The Jason McAteer one about having his pizza cut into 4 slices rather than 8 because he wasn't so hungry always sticks in my mind as one of the funniest / dumbest.


That’s been on iTunes a few times but it’s not McAteer. It’s a dumb blonde , very funny
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You cannot win anything with kids, Alan Hansen
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Today: neil warnock

'When I die, I don't want a minutes silence. I want everyone to sing warnock is a wank3r'


Rose is on fire

And your scotch eggs are fu(king vile
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"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one."
Brian Clough


Non-football but I like ‘that Mohammed Ali, he’s met me.’


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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Warnock after a Sheff U game with dodgy ref (Soon after the new rules about bad mouthing the refs came in) when asked by pundit after about refs display he pulled a scrap of paper out of his pocket and said something on the lines of " I've had this note from Alex Ferguson and it says the ref was a complete joke today."

Also from 66 World Cup Ramsey to Nobby Styles " I want you to mark Rattin," reply, "what permanently boss?"
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''On his day he is one of the best players in the country unfortunately that day is never a Saturday.''


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,teach a man to fish and you give him an excuse for him to escape from the wife and kids for the weekend and drink lots of beer.
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I seem to remember our very own Kenny Swain, after losing in the cup to Sheffield Wednesday saying (may not have the precise words) "for clubs like us, the FA cup is the icing on the cake... unfortunately we don't even have a cake"
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The boy's feet have been up in the clouds since the win. - Alan Buckley

I never make predictions and I never will. - Gazza

Ally MacLeod thought that tactics were a new kind of mint. - Billy Connolly

We didn't underestimate them, they were a lot better than we thought. - Bobby Robson

I want Liverpool to be a boring as Joe Louis. - Bill Shankly


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“And this late result just in.....
Chester 1 Chesterfield 1. So a score draw there in the local derby.”


"You should do what you love while you can"
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