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wuffing
November 13, 2018, 7:26am

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Imagine being born in Billericay.....where are your football songs going to come from? 'We love you Bill-er-i-cay we do' or 'walking down the Billericay road - to see the new chairman's aces.' Doesn't exactly roll from the tongue what?  Any ideas anyone?
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'I walked in the dressing room. The window was open and I thought that a sea fret had got in. Then I saw smoke billowing from a pipe in the corner of the room...it was my centre-forward. He looked seven stone wet through. He went on to score thirty-odd goals that season.' Lawrie McMenemy on encountering the legend that was Matt Tees.
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November 13, 2018, 7:44am
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Thankfully they've found inspiration from an unusual source...

[url]https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/39600306[/url]
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November 13, 2018, 8:02am

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Blumin' eck Diehard, sounds like a bleedin' dictatorship to me!










'I walked in the dressing room. The window was open and I thought that a sea fret had got in. Then I saw smoke billowing from a pipe in the corner of the room...it was my centre-forward. He looked seven stone wet through. He went on to score thirty-odd goals that season.' Lawrie McMenemy on encountering the legend that was Matt Tees.
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It's a long way to Billaricay, it's a long way to go.


Supporting Town for 65 years.  
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All together now:
It's a long way to Billericay..it's a long way to go
On the A1 up to London is the quickest way I know
Or on the choo choo up to King's Cross
Then on to Leicester Square
It's a long long way to Billericay
But Town fans will get there....










'I walked in the dressing room. The window was open and I thought that a sea fret had got in. Then I saw smoke billowing from a pipe in the corner of the room...it was my centre-forward. He looked seven stone wet through. He went on to score thirty-odd goals that season.' Lawrie McMenemy on encountering the legend that was Matt Tees.
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Billericay Dickie by the late great Ian Durie

May need a few tweaks

Good evening I'm from essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
If candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy
When I was courting Sandy
Took eight to make her randy
And all I had was shandy
Another thing with Sandy
What often came in handy
Was passing her a 'Mandy'
She didn't half go bandy

So you ask Joyce and Vicki
If I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm billericay dickie
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Civvy at last
November 13, 2018, 9:48am

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Quoted from AussieMariner
Billericay Dickie by the late great Ian Durie

May need a few tweaks

Good evening I'm from essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
If candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy
When I was courting Sandy
Took eight to make her randy
And all I had was shandy
Another thing with Sandy
What often came in handy
Was passing her a 'Mandy'
She didn't half go bandy

So you ask Joyce and Vicki
If I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm billericay dickie


Hopefully after playing us, their fans will be singing ‘what a waste’ 😉


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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November 13, 2018, 10:06am

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Given that their nickname is Ricay I'll imagine they use the two syllable version in chants!

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother 'what should I be?
Should I be Chemlsford? Should I be Ricay?
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
And shoot all the Chemlsford scum
Ricay are number one


'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.  
~ Alfred Lord Tennyson
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November 13, 2018, 3:17pm
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My ex thought Billericay was in Ireland...


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November 13, 2018, 3:27pm

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My ex thought Billericay was in Ireland...


Is that why you split up?


'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.  
~ Alfred Lord Tennyson
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