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What would you ask.?sorry to be secret squirrel but will be able to ask a current player a few questions at a wedding tomorrow.what would you like to know?
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Why are you bothering a former Town player with questions about football at his wedding?
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Why are you bothering a former Town player with questions about football at his wedding?
Uh? No mention of it being a former town player ( indeed I said a current employee) n no mention of it being his wedding. Apart from that you're spot on...........
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We all know who’s wedding it is tomorrow.
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We all know who’s wedding it is tomorrow.
Please enlighten me as I haven't got a clue ?
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How you doing? How do you know [insert bride/groom's name]? Enjoying the break? Been away on holiday yet? You staying down here for the night or heading back up to [wherever]? I'm getting another drink. Want one? What about Mrs Player? [Much later] Mind if I dansh with your mishush? She'sh lovely, where did you find her?
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So, how did the move to the wedding come about? What kinda wedding guest are ya?
Or you could not talk about work and go for the more usual wedding chat:
Have you seen any more of the canapés going round? I'm heading to the bar, what would you like to drink? Wasn't it a lovely service? Could you pass the wine?
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Uh? No mention of it being a former town player ( indeed I said a current employee) n no mention of it being his wedding. Apart from that you're spot on...........
you going to Pearsons wedding Forza Ask Pearson when he is coming back and thank Macca for staying
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He might ask u a question...
Why are you following me around asking me questions you weirdo?
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What first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?
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What first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?
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Dying to know what Forza asked him now.
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Dying to know what Forza asked him now.
They absolutely buy in to what Jolley is trying to achieve and he (the player)seriously thinks we could get promoted.confirmed what we suspected that slade was simply all about long ball whereas Jolley wants to play more football and to be more intelligent in their play. One major area is defence where he wants to have better 'footballers' who can pass their way out and are comfortable with the ball at their feet and this is a major reason why mills was released and people like Davis are coming in
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They absolutely buy in to what Jolley is trying to achieve and he seriously thinks we could get promoted.confirmed what we suspected that slade was simply all about long ball whereas Jolley wants to play more football and to be more intelligent in their play. One major area is defence where he wants to have better 'footballers' who can pass their way out and are comfortable with the ball at their feet and this is a major reason why mills was released and people like Davis are coming in
Yeah, yeah we get all that but who is the longest in the shower?
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They absolutely buy in to what Jolley is trying to achieve and he (the player)seriously thinks we could get promoted.confirmed what we suspected that slade was simply all about long ball whereas Jolley wants to play more football and to be more intelligent in their play. One major area is defence where he wants to have better 'footballers' who can pass their way out and are comfortable with the ball at their feet and this is a major reason why mills was released and people like Davis are coming in
That's encouraging. Cheers FI.
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Also emphasised how much mj is changing everything, training regimes, diets etc. He Deffo wants his teams to be fit and to be able to play football. Added that off the pitch slade was really nice man who he had a lot of time for
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Slade was not a bad man just had bad idea's on how football should be played.
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