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forza ivano
June 9, 2018, 12:17am

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What would you ask.?sorry to be secret squirrel but will be able to ask a current player a few questions at a wedding tomorrow.what would you like to know?
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Why are you bothering a former Town player with questions about football at his wedding?
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June 9, 2018, 12:22am

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Why are you bothering a former Town player with questions about football at his wedding?


Uh? No mention of it being a former town player ( indeed I said a current employee) n no mention of it being his wedding.
Apart from that you're spot on...........
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June 9, 2018, 12:31am

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We all know who’s wedding it is tomorrow.
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We all know who’s wedding it is tomorrow.

Please enlighten me as I haven't got a clue ?



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How you doing?
How do you know [insert bride/groom's name]?
Enjoying the break?
Been away on holiday yet?
You staying down here for the night or heading back up to [wherever]?
I'm getting another drink. Want one? What about Mrs Player?
[Much later] Mind if I dansh with your mishush? She'sh lovely, where did you find her?

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Do you find pro footballers attract cranks ?
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Who's the longest in the shower?
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So, how did the move to the wedding come about?
What kinda wedding guest are ya?

Or you could not talk about work and go for the more usual wedding chat:

Have you seen any more of the canapés going round?
I'm heading to the bar, what would you like to drink?
Wasn't it a lovely service?
Could you pass the wine?
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Uh? No mention of it being a former town player ( indeed I said a current employee) n no mention of it being his wedding.
Apart from that you're spot on...........


you going to Pearsons wedding Forza  

Ask Pearson when he is coming back and thank Macca for staying


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June 9, 2018, 9:11am
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Why were you 'honestly' first attracted to the club?


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June 9, 2018, 10:19am

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He might ask u a question...

Why are you following me around asking me questions you weirdo?


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Do you think we are been spoiled ?

What is Fenty like to work for ?

Does the hairs on the beck of your neck stand up while playing in front of our great away support ?

Do you think we will ever get a new stadium ?

Who is the longest in the shower ?

Who do you not get on with in the squad ?

Who is your room mate on away trips ?

Where is your favourite ground you have played at ?

Will we get promoted under Jolley ?

Who is the joker in the squad ?


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Who's the longest in the shower?




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     •     Would you rather have a hand made out of ham or an armpit that dispenses suncream?

     •     Would you rather have a mammary that dispenses talcum powder or a finger that could travel through time?

     •     Would you rather be a cow or a badger, and why?

     •     Would you rather date a woman who was a 6-foot vulva or a woman who, instead of a vulva, had a tiny woman?

     •     Have you [or any of your siblings] ever seen a ghost?

     •     Have you ever tried to suck your own member?

     •     Have you ever seen a Bigfoot?

     •     Have you ever tried sushi?

     •     Have you ever flown a kite?

     •     Where do you get your crazy ideas from?

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     •     Would you consider it cheating to have sex with a robot?

     •     As you lay dying, which celebrity would you want to stroke your hair?

     •     If you had to have sex with one of the muppets, which would it be?

     •     If you had to have sex with an animal which would it be?

     •     Which of the Spitting Image puppets would you rather go on holiday with?

     
     •     Kettle crisps are not as nice as they once were. Have I changed or have they? Don't answer that; that's not the question. If you could travel back in time and compare any food in the past to a food from today, which would it be?

     •     Richard Dawkins once claimed to have seen two dogs doing a 69. What's the worst lie you've ever told to impress someone?

     •     Is there anything purple within ten feet of you?

     •     What would it take for you to fellate Keith Allen?

     •     Do you have any unusual phobias?

     •     If you were given the powers of King Midas, what would you choose to turn everything that you touch into?

     •     If you could choose the liquid that you wee, what liquid would you wee?

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     •     How do you sleep at night?

     •     Who would you prefer died: Windsor Davies or Matthew Crosby's Wife?

     •     If you had to do a human centipede with 2 other people, you are in the middle, who would be in front of you and who would be behind you?

             If every time you farted a fairy died a horrible and painful death would you still fart?

            What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever found in the dying embers of a bonfire?

           What’s your favourite bun or cake named after a place?

If you had to marry a piece of furniture which piece of furniture would you marry?

(These are all taken from Richard Herrrings emergency questions. - have a listen to his Richard herrings Leicester Square theatre podcast or RHLSTP as the cool kids call it)


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What sort of player are you?

How did the move come about?


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What was your first pet

What was it called

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I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
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She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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June 9, 2018, 10:29pm

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What first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?
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What first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?


Thank you Mrs Merton  


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Thank you Mrs Merton  


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Dying to know what Forza asked him now.


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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Dying to know what Forza asked him now.


They absolutely buy in to what Jolley is trying to achieve and he (the player)seriously thinks we could get promoted.confirmed what we suspected that slade was simply all about long ball whereas Jolley wants to play more football and to be more intelligent in their play. One  major area is defence where he wants to have better 'footballers' who  can pass their way out and are comfortable with the ball at their feet and this is a major reason why mills was released and people like Davis are coming in
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They absolutely buy in to what Jolley is trying to achieve and he seriously thinks we could get promoted.confirmed what we suspected that slade was simply all about long ball whereas Jolley wants to play more football and to be more intelligent in their play. One  major area is defence where he wants to have better 'footballers' who  can pass their way out and are comfortable with the ball at their feet and this is a major reason why mills was released and people like Davis are coming in


Yeah, yeah we get all that but who is the longest in the shower?
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They absolutely buy in to what Jolley is trying to achieve and he (the player)seriously thinks we could get promoted.confirmed what we suspected that slade was simply all about long ball whereas Jolley wants to play more football and to be more intelligent in their play. One  major area is defence where he wants to have better 'footballers' who  can pass their way out and are comfortable with the ball at their feet and this is a major reason why mills was released and people like Davis are coming in


That's encouraging. Cheers FI.


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June 10, 2018, 2:04pm

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Also emphasised how much mj is changing everything, training regimes, diets etc. He Deffo wants his teams to be fit and to be able to play football. Added that off the pitch slade was really nice man who he had a lot of time for
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June 10, 2018, 3:01pm

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Slade was not a bad man just had bad idea's on how football should be played.


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