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GrimRob
April 29, 2018, 9:16pm

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The season has had a Matt finish


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Surviving only papers over the cracks.  
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We had a close brush with being relegated.


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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April 29, 2018, 9:26pm

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I certainly painted the town red after that win
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I was so pleased that I was satin BP to see it.


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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We "Rose" to the occasion over the last few games.


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I just wanted to hear the vinyl whistle
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I suspect a few of us were blind but not vertical at the end of the night
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Just hope we give FGR a good pasting


Grimsby and proud!
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Slade needs hanging


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Quoted from cmackenzie4
Slade needs hanging


I wouldn't gloss over this


"Crombie you would have got to that if you weren't such a fat ba%$@rd" - George Kerr, inspiration from the dug out 70s style  
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Mckeown and Summerfield are decor of this team. They are both dulux-ury  holidays.


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Jolley has shown that to ensure a good finish you need to prepare properly.


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Last night I got plastered


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This season has been a "roller" coaster.


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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At the final whistle I felt very Emulsional


The Only Way Is Up
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Things are looking up, since Slade varnished from the scene.  


Supporting Town for 65 years.  
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If Mitch Rose has missed any of those penalties it would have been curtains


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Town are on a roll at the minute


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For once, the Lino was right.

Just pleased that wilko got it spot on  


Rose is on fire

And your scotch eggs are fu(king vile
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April 30, 2018, 1:22pm
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Slade just papered over the cracks.

Jolley will strip the squad to the bare bones.

The Board is Skirting around the issues that we face.

Wilkinson's have all your decorating needs.

Summerfield can skim the ball across the pitch.

  
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I painted the town red on Saturday night.
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Civvy at last
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Will it be enough to make the fans ‘flock’ back next season.


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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