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OneLove
April 28, 2018, 7:38am
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Here we Fooking go Grimsby, this is my dream I had last night, big shout out to NWA, Dr Dre, Snoop, Run DMC for the inspiration behind this.

Ive been awake since half four anxious about today,
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
In one of me dreams I saved the day
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
We was one nil up in injury time
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
Mckeown came out god knows why
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
And Jorge Grant went and lobbed the ball
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
From the halfway line thats is all
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
I was doing up me fly coming out of the loo
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
When I see the ball floating towards the Pontoon
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
It was going in with seconds to go
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
With my hands on me head saying oh fooking no
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
So I hurled the boards and sprinted like a foal
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
It was destined for a draw as it sailed for the goal
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
As the whole thing went to slo mo
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
I stumbled over and broke all me toes
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
But I didn't give up this woeful fight
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
I carried on and jumped in flight
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
With the ball about three yards from going in
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
My head hit the post and the bar and went in
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
Whilst I lay knocked out in the back of the net
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
The ref had stopped play for a foul on Berret
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
So the goal didn't count and we stayed in the league
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
And if I hadn't of drank loads and needed that pee
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
All I aimed to do was clear the ball of the line
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
And be the hero of GY
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
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April 28, 2018, 7:41am
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Fantastic
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OneLove
April 28, 2018, 7:42am
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Theres a country and western version too
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April 28, 2018, 8:03am

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Having seen the thread title .......I was expecting  something on the lines of how Wrexham have failed yet again in the National League  


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April 28, 2018, 8:07am
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I bet I know what your fetish is. Are you the bloke in the next cell to me.
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April 28, 2018, 10:01am
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Quoted from OneLove
Here we Fooking go Grimsby, this is my dream I had last night, big shout out to NWA, Dr Dre, Snoop, Run DMC for the inspiration behind this.

Ive been awake since half four anxious about today,
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
In one of me dreams I saved the day
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
We was one nil up in injury time
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
Mckeown came out god knows why
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
And Jorge Grant went and lobbed the ball
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
From the halfway line thats is all
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
I was doing up me fly coming out of the loo
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
When I see the ball floating towards the Pontoon
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
It was going in with seconds to go
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
With my hands on me head saying oh fooking no
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
So I hurled the boards and sprinted like a foal
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
It was destined for a draw as it sailed for the goal
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
As the whole thing went to slo mo
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
I stumbled over and broke all me toes
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
But I didn't give up this woeful fight
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
I carried on and jumped in flight
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
With the ball about three yards from going in
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
My head hit the post and the bar and went in
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
Whilst I lay knocked out in the back of the net
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
The ref had stopped play for a foul on Berret
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
So the goal didn't count and we stayed in the league
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
And if I hadn't of drank loads and needed that pee
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
All I aimed to do was clear the ball of the line
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
And be the hero of GY
Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box


i then got awoke on Monday morn
Big Fish Litte fish cardboard box
Police vans sirens beeping their horns
Big fish little fish cardboard box
banned for life for going on the pitch
Big fish little fish cardbox box
and a 2 year stretch as Golfers b1tch


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April 28, 2018, 11:40am
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Eye bleach needed.


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April 28, 2018, 11:47am
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Didn't know they had access to the internet in broadmoor at least try and make it rhyme.


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somersetmariner
April 28, 2018, 2:42pm

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Gosh, strong cheese must have been eaten in ‘one loves’ house .....that’s some dream.


you can take the boy out of grimsby......but you can't take grimsby out of his soul, his blood, his semen!  
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April 28, 2018, 3:22pm
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Quoted from OneLove
Theres a country and western version too


How does that go? 'My wife gawn and left me. my fish has one fin. but i dayent give a damn, if Grimsby Town win'


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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Heisenberg
April 28, 2018, 8:29pm
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Dre and Snoop are heroes of mine, how very dare you associate them with that bilge you have written?!!! No offence, like, but Jesus!!!
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April 28, 2018, 8:30pm
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Auto-correct tried to change Bilge to Bogle - how about THAT, eh?!!!
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