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WOZOFGRIMSBY
January 16, 2018, 9:36am

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He got a fairly healthy budget
To get promotion if he can
And there was Kim Jong Fenty
With another brilliant, master plan

The way play is just a mystery
Like playing Woolford instead of dembele

But there's just one thing
That's driving me berserk
How is Russell Slade still in work

Na na na naaaa na
Na na na na na


He’s one of our loans
He’s one of our loans
Harvey Cartwright
He’s one of our loans
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Civvy at last
January 16, 2018, 10:09am

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He says we won’t concede at corners
By keeping everybody back
But does he think that we’ll score freely
With just Scott Vernon in attack

His post match interview’s a bleeding sin
When he tells the interviewer we deserved to win

But here’s the thing that’s driving me berserk
Why is the fking egghead still in work.


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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January 17, 2018, 12:38am
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No player's left up
No f.ucking clue
Not coming back
Now what 'bout you

Black and white
We're f.ucking poor
We'll cut chances
Never score

God bless Russell Slerde
Viva Russell Slerde
C'est full of merde
Russell Slerde
Full of merde
Russell Slerde


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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January 17, 2018, 1:06am
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Defenders keep Vernon in their pockets
Cause he’s as pacy as my chubby nan
But if you want the best ‘uns
Then I’ve got a suggestion
John Fenty’s, not the man

It’s 20 years of sodding misery
It’s the same old sh1t each season
Time to fire his Sladey
But here’s the thing that’s driving me beserk
Hoofball means I’d rather be at work

La la la la, la la la la la


Up The Mariners!
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January 17, 2018, 7:12am

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No goals we score
No points we win
You're on a bad run
Come On In
Black and White
We are so poor
We'll gift you goals by the score

Please go Russell Slade
Please walk Russell Slade
Please sack Russell Slade
Oh please please John
Sack Russell Slade.
Please please John
Sack Russell Slade.


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January 17, 2018, 7:26am
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Jesus, does nobody go to the pub nowadays?
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January 17, 2018, 7:29am
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Quoted from Father Christmas
Jesus, does nobody go to the pub nowadays?


Just cos you have 11 months off a year most of us don’t have time for the pub
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January 17, 2018, 8:19am
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http://www.pof.com

Might come in handy lads.
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Civvy at last
January 17, 2018, 10:12am

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Quoted from Alfie
http://www.pof.com

Might come in handy lads.


Thanks mate,

just out of interest, which one is you ?


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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January 17, 2018, 10:19am

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Talented songwriters don’t need POF.
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