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GrimRob
January 8, 2018, 5:47am

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Please enter your nomination for last week....


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January 8, 2018, 6:43am

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Our own Russel Slade  for thinking he knows about football today
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January 8, 2018, 9:08am

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Arsene Wenger


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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Will wait until after the board meeting....


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Slade again for still knowing fook all about football


In his three stints as Grimsby Town manager spanning over 10 years the club was never relegated and he also guided them to three promotions.
Only 14 managers have reached 1,000 matches in charge of a Football League team by 1998 and Buckley is one of them.
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January 8, 2018, 12:43pm

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Me for thinking town would win 3/0 on Saturday and putting a massive £3:50 on it
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January 8, 2018, 12:52pm

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Slade


                             Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.
                             68 Years following the Town

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                               First game   April 1955
                               
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Fenty and his mates on the board
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Fenty, he is the root cause of the shite were are in.


Supporting the Mighty Mariners for over 30 years, home town club is were the heart and soul is and it's great to be a part of it.

Jesus’ disciple Peter, picked up a fish to get the tribute money from it, Jesus left his thumb print on the fish, bless'ed is the Haddock.
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Positive Town fans.WERE FAKIN DOOMED I TELL THEE!!!!!!!
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the catering people at the game, how hard is it to cook a flipping pie
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January 8, 2018, 1:55pm
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January 8, 2018, 4:48pm
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Quoted from Hagrid
the catering people at the game, how hard is it to cook a flipping pie


LOL yeah. A chap gave me the bun which came with his lads hot dog on Saturday. It was so dry and stalethat it felt like it might have been left over from the previous game.


The aim of argument or discussion should not be victory but progress.

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January 8, 2018, 4:49pm

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Slade for not resigning at 5pm on Saturday
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January 8, 2018, 4:51pm
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January 8, 2018, 4:52pm
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Slade for not resigning at 5pm on Saturday


Fenty for not sacking him at 5.01pm
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January 8, 2018, 4:52pm

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Pretentious cockwankery.

"Hand crafted with the finest ingredients and baked in our artisan ovens"

It's a flipping sausage roll you girl privates.
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January 8, 2018, 4:56pm
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LOL yeah. A chap gave me the bun which came with his lads hot dog on Saturday. It was so dry and stalethat it felt like it might have been left over from the previous game.


Has Christmas been hard on you mate ? I will get you the whole thing if I see you at the game 😉
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January 8, 2018, 5:17pm
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Has Christmas been hard on you mate ? I will get you the whole thing if I see you at the game 😉




I think (hope) he thought I might be the person to direct a complaint to. I'll take him to Specsavers myself if he thought I was in any way looking emaciated


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January 8, 2018, 5:21pm

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LOL yeah. A chap gave me the bun which came with his lads hot dog on Saturday. It was so dry and stalethat it felt like it might have been left over from the previous game.


It wasn't the one that had been shoved up Jonnyboy's bottom was it?  


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January 8, 2018, 5:23pm
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RS I’m afraid
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January 8, 2018, 5:41pm

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Quoted from GYinScuntland
Pretentious cockwankery.

"Hand crafted with the finest ingredients and baked in our artisan ovens"

It's a flipping sausage roll you girl privates.


That made i laugh, so i will also go with pretentious cockwankery.

We went in an 'artisan' bread shop in York at xmas and a loaf was £4. Got one from the CO-OP for £1.50 instead.
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January 8, 2018, 6:43pm
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Agree on the cockwankery fellahs normally. ‘Artisan/artisanal’ get my goat, as does ‘craft beer’.

But I nominate Windsor councillor Simon Dudley who tweeted that the homeless should be cleared from the streets of Windsor for the royal wedding. From his skiing holiday in Wyoming. Next time you’re away Si, maybe the homeless can have your gaff.


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January 8, 2018, 6:46pm

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Gtfc directors


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January 8, 2018, 7:02pm
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The new lad for coming here lol only kidding.
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January 8, 2018, 7:08pm

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January 8, 2018, 7:13pm
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Quoted from GYinScuntland
Pretentious cockwankery.

"Hand crafted with the finest ingredients and baked in our artisan ovens"

It's a flipping sausage roll you girl privates.


I agree , I went to a posh restaurant and they brought me ‘ a free range egg that had rested in a 36 degree water bath for an hour and half , enhanced by a sorel leaf’

It was an under cooked poached egg with a bit of green on it , ffs
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January 8, 2018, 7:34pm
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Lying twit Slade for persuading the new lad that a move to BP would be in his interests


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January 9, 2018, 3:27pm

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Lily Allen.  So far up her own @rse she could  lick her tonsils.


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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January 9, 2018, 3:53pm
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Lily Allen.  So far up her own @rse she could  lick her tonsils.


flipping ace!
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January 9, 2018, 10:48pm
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Lily Allen.  So far up her own @rse she could  lick her tonsils.


That's some very specialist excrement you've been watching. Borrow some DVDs from Toby Young?


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I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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January 9, 2018, 11:57pm

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People who go into Steel’s and ask for their fish to be skinned. Best bit!


Today we got our team back - town fan leaving Wembley may 2016
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January 10, 2018, 9:04pm

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That's some very specialist excrement you've been watching. Borrow some DVDs from Toby Young?


I’m still recovering from.    ‘two girls one cup’    
Anyone with a weak stomach. DO NOT LOOK THIS UP.
(That should tempt a few)  


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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January 10, 2018, 9:31pm
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Quoted from Civvy at last


I’m still recovering from.    ‘two girls one cup’    
Anyone with a weak stomach. DO NOT LOOK THIS UP.
(That should tempt a few)  


Had to watch that while eating a subway for my American Football initiation at uni, its not that bad...


I don't mind Roy Keane making £60,000 a week. I was making the same when I was playing. The only difference was I was printing my own - Mickey Thomas

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Had to watch that while eating a subway for my American Football initiation at uni, its not that bad...


I know that and you know that. But you have just devalued the product !!


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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Had to watch that while eating a subway for my American Football initiation at uni, its not that bad...


How could you admit to that in public! It's disgusting.

American football. Eurgh!


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Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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January 11, 2018, 12:12pm

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At least he isn't using the word   "soccer"  yet  
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Quoted from Mariner Ronnie
People who go into Steel’s and ask for their fish to be skinned. Best bit!


Only a Yorkie would do that  


'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.  
~ Alfred Lord Tennyson
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A friend of mine had a girlfriend from Leeds for a while and she wouldn't eat fish and chips in Cleethorpes because of the skin!

I don't like the skin myself so don't eat it, but it seems a bit daft to refuse to eat the fish because of it.
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January 11, 2018, 3:11pm

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My mother always used to tell me that the skin was the best bit for you haha


Grimsby and proud!
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January 11, 2018, 4:20pm
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Only a Yorkie would do that  


Brought my mate a Colchester United ST holder up to see the match at BP last season..
Had a few in the Notts then Under the Clock then went to Steeles

He asked for flipping cod! Could have died of embarrassment


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Think they do cod in papa’s


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