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Civvy at last
January 9, 2018, 3:27pm

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Lily Allen.  So far up her own @rse she could  lick her tonsils.


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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January 9, 2018, 3:53pm
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Lily Allen.  So far up her own @rse she could  lick her tonsils.


flipping ace!
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January 9, 2018, 10:48pm
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Lily Allen.  So far up her own @rse she could  lick her tonsils.


That's some very specialist excrement you've been watching. Borrow some DVDs from Toby Young?


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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January 9, 2018, 11:57pm

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People who go into Steel’s and ask for their fish to be skinned. Best bit!


Today we got our team back - town fan leaving Wembley may 2016
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Civvy at last
January 10, 2018, 9:04pm

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That's some very specialist excrement you've been watching. Borrow some DVDs from Toby Young?


I’m still recovering from.    ‘two girls one cup’    
Anyone with a weak stomach. DO NOT LOOK THIS UP.
(That should tempt a few)  


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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January 10, 2018, 9:31pm
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I’m still recovering from.    ‘two girls one cup’    
Anyone with a weak stomach. DO NOT LOOK THIS UP.
(That should tempt a few)  


Had to watch that while eating a subway for my American Football initiation at uni, its not that bad...


I don't mind Roy Keane making £60,000 a week. I was making the same when I was playing. The only difference was I was printing my own - Mickey Thomas

The area you are trying to protect at corners is the goal - Chris Kamara

I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: What's an IQ? - George Best
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Had to watch that while eating a subway for my American Football initiation at uni, its not that bad...


I know that and you know that. But you have just devalued the product !!


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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January 10, 2018, 10:47pm
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Had to watch that while eating a subway for my American Football initiation at uni, its not that bad...


How could you admit to that in public! It's disgusting.

American football. Eurgh!


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At least he isn't using the word   "soccer"  yet  
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January 11, 2018, 12:16pm

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Quoted from Mariner Ronnie
People who go into Steel’s and ask for their fish to be skinned. Best bit!


Only a Yorkie would do that  


'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.  
~ Alfred Lord Tennyson
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