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AdamHaddock |
December 24, 2014, 1:56pm |
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Main Stander
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Sing when we're shopping
Stand up, if you hate Debenams
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Grimal |
December 24, 2014, 5:19pm |
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Whiskey Drinker
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The Three Days of Christmas.. -------------------------------------------- On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: lenny Lewis under the christmasTree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 2 wonder goals against the silkmen and Lenny Lewis under the christmasTree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 3 great goals against the gimps 2 wonder goals against the silkmen and Lenny Lewis under the christmasTree.
On the fourth month after Christmas my true love said to me: Great news Grimal, The Mighty Mariners are out of this $hit league.
UTM..
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UTMariners |
December 24, 2014, 6:54pm |
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Beer Drinker
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'All i want for christmas'
I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is John Lewwwwwwww oooo oooo ooois
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| "My love, my heart, my soul, my life. My beloved Club Grimsby."
Salford Mariner
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moosey_club |
December 24, 2014, 8:12pm |
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Barley Wine Drinker
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh John Lewis he used to be a w@nker but he's alright now..?
To the tune of my old mans a dustman;
Twenty goals is stupid, twenty goals is daft, he hasnt got in him, he hasnt got the craft, but as we come to Xmas and John Lewis is looking class, Johnnyboy is sweating as he's getting it up the @ss...
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ackomariner |
December 24, 2014, 8:16pm |
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Cocktail Drinker
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh John Lewis he used to be a w@nker but he's alright now..?
To the tune of my old mans a dustman;
Twenty goals is stupid, twenty goals is daft, he hasnt got in him, he hasnt got the craft, but as we come to Xmas and John Lewis is looking class, Johnnyboy is sweating as he's getting it up the @ss...
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Neilo83 |
December 24, 2014, 8:25pm |
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Cocktail Drinker
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"ONE JOHN LEWIS, THERE'S ONLY ONE JOHN LEWIS, ONE JOHN LEWIS", ETC ETC
"To the tune of Winter Wonderland...
"There's only one John Lewis One John Lewis His advert is ace He has a smile on his face Walking in a Lewis wonderland"
Something like this for me, keep it simple
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promotion plaice |
December 24, 2014, 8:48pm |
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Oh Jonnyboy, the pipes, the pipes are calling From glen to glen, and down the mountain side The summer's gone and the shop has started scoring Would you like your sausage, oven cooked or fried
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| When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?” |
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Peeler_Crab |
December 24, 2014, 9:25pm |
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Fine Wine Drinker
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To the tune of my old mans a dustman; Twenty goals is stupid, twenty goals is daft, he hasnt got in him, he hasnt got the craft, but as we come to Xmas and John Lewis is looking class, Johnnyboy is sweating as he's getting it up the @ss... [/quote] Brilliant that!
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| “What has Alan Buckley got in his pocket!" Roly Godfrey - Blundell Park - 1990. |
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GrimRob |
December 24, 2014, 11:00pm |
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To The Ugly Duckling in the style of one my old karaokes. There once was Grimsby striker With the finishing skills of a clown And the Grimsby fans said, in so many words said Shop! Get out of Town Shop Get out Shop Get out Shop Get out of Town And he went with a flick and a swivel and a flick In a flurry of shots off target That poor Grimsby striker Went wandering far and near But at every place they said to his face Now get out, get out, get out of here And he went with a flick and a swivel and a flick And a very unhappy tear All through the week time he hid himself away Ashamed to show his face, afraid of what others might say All through the week time in his lonely clump of street Till his fairly godmother spied him there and very soon agreed You're a very fine finisher indeed! A finisher ? Me a finisher ? Ah, go on! And he said yes, you're a finisher Take a look at yourself in training and you'll see And he looked, and he saw, and he said I am a finisher! Wheeeeeeee! I'm not such an ugly finisher With the finishing skills of a clown For in fact these fans in so many words said The Shop's the Best The Shop's the Best The Shop's the Best at Town Not a trip, not a whack, not a bobble or a lack But a slide and a missile and a black and white attack And a header as straight as a die Say who's an ugly finisher? Not I! Not I! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neX_E8Ozf88 for music Shortened version you can actually sing at games to the chorus lines: The Shop's the Best The Shop's the Best The Shop's the Best at Town
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KingstonMariner |
December 25, 2014, 1:00am |
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Meths Drinker
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Nice Rob. Does anyone have Danny Kaye's agent's number?
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