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AdamHaddock
December 24, 2014, 1:56pm

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The Three Days of Christmas..
--------------------------------------------
On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
lenny Lewis under the christmasTree.

On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
2 wonder goals against the silkmen
and Lenny Lewis under the christmasTree.

On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me:
3 great goals against the gimps
2 wonder goals against the silkmen
and Lenny Lewis under the christmasTree.

On the fourth month after Christmas
my true love said to me:
Great news Grimal,
The Mighty Mariners
are out of this $hit league.  

UTM..


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'All i want for christmas'

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is John Lewwwwwwww oooo oooo ooois


"My love, my heart, my soul, my life.  My beloved Club Grimsby."

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh John Lewis
he used to be a w@nker but he's alright now..?


To the tune of my old mans a dustman;

Twenty goals is stupid, twenty goals is daft,
he hasnt got in him, he hasnt got the craft,
but as we come to Xmas and John Lewis is looking class,
Johnnyboy is sweating as he's getting it up the @ss...


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Quoted from moosey_club
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh John Lewis
he used to be a w@nker but he's alright now..?


To the tune of my old mans a dustman;

Twenty goals is stupid, twenty goals is daft,
he hasnt got in him, he hasnt got the craft,
but as we come to Xmas and John Lewis is looking class,
Johnnyboy is sweating as he's getting it up the @ss...




UTM
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Quoted from Les Brechin
"ONE JOHN LEWIS, THERE'S ONLY ONE JOHN LEWIS, ONE JOHN LEWIS", ETC ETC


Quoted from Les Brechin
"To the tune of Winter Wonderland...

"There's only one John Lewis
One John Lewis
His advert is ace
He has a smile on his face
Walking in a Lewis wonderland"


Something like this for me, keep it simple

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Oh Jonnyboy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone and the shop has started scoring
Would you like your sausage, oven cooked or fried


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To the tune of my old mans a dustman;

Twenty goals is stupid, twenty goals is daft,
he hasnt got in him, he hasnt got the craft,
but as we come to Xmas and John Lewis is looking class,
Johnnyboy is sweating as he's getting it up the @ss...
[/quote]

Brilliant that!


“What has Alan Buckley got in his pocket!" Roly Godfrey - Blundell Park - 1990.
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To The Ugly Duckling in the style of one my old karaokes.

There once was Grimsby striker
With the finishing skills of a clown
And the Grimsby fans said, in so many words said
Shop! Get out of Town
Shop Get out
Shop Get out
Shop Get out of Town
And he went with a flick and a swivel and a flick
In a flurry of shots off target
That poor Grimsby striker
Went wandering far and near
But at every place they said to his face
Now get out, get out, get out of here
And he went with a flick and a swivel and a flick
And a very unhappy tear
All through the week time he hid himself away
Ashamed to show his face, afraid of what others might say
All through the week time in his lonely clump of street
Till his fairly godmother spied him there and very soon agreed
You're a very fine finisher indeed!
A finisher ? Me a finisher ? Ah, go on!
And he said yes, you're a finisher
Take a look at yourself in training and you'll see
And he looked, and he saw, and he said
I am a finisher! Wheeeeeeee!
I'm not such an ugly finisher
With the finishing skills of a clown
For in fact these fans in so many words said
The Shop's the Best
The Shop's the Best
The Shop's the Best at Town
Not a trip, not a whack, not a bobble or a lack
But a slide and a missile and a black and white attack
And a header as straight as a die
Say who's an ugly finisher?
Not I!
Not I!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neX_E8Ozf88 for music

Shortened version you can actually sing at games to the chorus lines:

The Shop's the Best
The Shop's the Best
The Shop's the Best at Town


'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.  
~ Alfred Lord Tennyson

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Nice Rob. Does anyone have Danny Kaye's agent's number?  


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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