Chants you don't hear any more

Several chants seem to have been dropped from the repertoire over the years. Old favourites like "You're so excrement it's unbelievable", that Verdi march with lots of "na na nas" ending with Grimsby. 1-0 to the Mariners (when do you ever hear that we we go a goal up?). To the same tune: You're excrement and You Know You Are. Also Grimsby's going up. I miss them.

Things like "I  want to go home" have taken their place.

Bring back the old chants!

"Wish we could play you every week"

"You must of come in a taxi"

You don't hear any chants but  'Mariners' at BP.

"You're gonna get your f##king heads kicked in"

"You can run, you can hide, but you'll still go in the tide, na na na na na na na"  

From the 1960's.....

"Matt Tees, Matt Tees, Matt Tees, Matt tees, born is the king of Blundell Park." To the popular Xmas carol tune, Noel.

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you, it won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, but you look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle made for 2-4-6-8- who do we appreciate...GRIMSBY!"

"Aw, aw, aw, what a referee, what a referee, what a referee, aw, aw, aw, what a referee...SHITHOUSE!"

"Do you remember 67, hallelujah, do you remember 67...Scunthorpe 1 and Grimsby 7 hallelujah"

"You're going home in a ****ing ambulance"

"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
With an hammer in my hand,
Bashing Yorkies on the sand,
Beside the seaside, beside the sea"

The old chants seemed to have a bit of a theme running through them didn't they.

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly have you heard of the North Bank Highbury.

Bill so no I don't think so but I've heard of the Pontoon Grimsby!

The Matt Tees song could be updated with Liam.

remembered for young days: wiggy wiggy wggington
and Your going home in a st johns ambulance

We are going up, sing we are going up  

'Come and have a go if you think your hard enough'
' Oh Lewi Lewi, Lewi Lewi Lewi Chatterley'
' We got Davey Davey Boylen on our wing, on our wing, Davey, Davey Boylen, Davey Boylen on our wiiiing'
UTMM

It's nice to know youre ere, it's nice to know youre ere, iiiittttsss nniiicceee tttoooo kknnnoowwwwww yyyooouurrree eerreee, NOW DUCK OFF!

Who's your father, who's your father, who's your father referee...

Your old lady is a whore

Yorkshire ripper is our friend.....

In the early 90s can remember town singing you'll never walk alone and glory glory gtfc!

We're the pride of humberside!

Zigga Zagga Zigga Zagga   oi ! oi! oi!  ( something like that.)

Quoted from grimsby pete

Zigga Zagga Zigga Zagga   oi ! oi! oi!  ( something like that.)

He's bald he's bent etc
He's fat he's round etc

And the little red robin goes popping along, shot the illegitimate shoot the illegitimate

Quoted from grimsby pete

Zigga Zagga Zigga Zagga   oi ! oi! oi!  ( something like that.)

chelsea song

benny the docker the member of the north ..

Quoted from dapperz fun pub

chelsea song

I first heard that song at Blundell Park sang by Rotherham fans in the ponny,

Way before segregation , about 1960.

My old man said follow the Town, and don't dilly dally on the way,
We'll take Lincoln an all that's in it, we'll take Scunny in half a minute,
With hatchets and hammers, carving knives and spanners,
We'll show the bast@rds how t fight.
With a kick the head and a boot in the bollox we'll be there all night!

We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds we all flipping hate Leeds to the dambuster tune

Quoted from grimsby pete

I first heard that song at Blundell Park sang by Rotherham fans in the ponny,

Way before segregation , about 1960.

I stand corrected mate

Quoted from mariner83

Who's your father, who's your father, who's your father referee...

Who's your father, who's your father, who's your father referee..

Haven't got one, never had one, your a illegitimate....... referee

your a illegitimate, your a illegitimate, your a illegitimate....... referee

your a illegitimate, your a illegitimate, your a illegitimate....... referee

to the tune of oh my darling

Scott and Hursts black and white army

Quoted from Marinerz93

Who's your father, who's your father, who's your father referee..

Haven't got one, never had one, your a illegitimate....... referee

your a illegitimate, your a illegitimate, your a illegitimate....... referee

your a illegitimate, your a illegitimate, your like homesy....... referee

to the tune of oh my darling

Dedicated to PC holmes (dog section) !!

Here are a few:

My brothers in borstal
My mums got the pox
My sisters a whore on the Immingham Docks
My Aunties an alchi
My uncles gone mad
And the Yorkshire Rippers my dad
nah nah nah

I was born under the Pontoon Stand
I was born under the Pontoon Stand
Boots are made for booting
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots
Are gonna boot intercourse out of you

Always excrement on the North Side of the bridge

Build a Bonfire build a bonfire
put the Scunny at the top
Put Hull City in the middle
And burn the flipping lot

We're black we're white
We're flipping dynamite
Grimsby Town Grimsby Town

Juve it's just like watching Juve

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother who should I be
Should I be Scunthorpe
Should I be Town
Here's what she said to me:
Wash your mouth out son
Go take your fathers gun
And shoot the Scunthorpe scum
Shoot the scum the scum

Quoted from Les Brechin

"Oh I do like to be beside the seaside,
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
With an hammer in my hand,
Bashing Yorkies on the sand,
Beside the seaside, beside the sea"

The old chants seemed to have a bit of a theme running through them didn't they.

My all time favourite town chant that one Les, always reminds me of the Barnsley games.

I get so depressed reminiscing these days

"We had joy, we had fun,
We had Scunny on the run,
But the fun didn't last
Cos the illegitimates ran too fast"

'If ya dont facking like it dont come, If ya dont facking like it dont come If ya dont facking like it, dont facking like it, 'If ya dont facking like it dont come. Scott said'
UTMM

Scott and Hurst's Black and White Army !!!!!!!!

Quoted from grimsby pete

Scott and Hurst's Black and White Army !!!!!!!!

Beat me to it Pete....I was just about to add that here!  

Here's one we won't hear for a very long time.......

Grimsby, Grimsby, top of the league,
Grimsby, Top of the league

(maybe when we are in the Unipart Norhern No- hopers division 6)

Quoted from RonMariner

Here's one we won't hear for a very long time.......

Grimsby, Grimsby, top of the league,
Grimsby, Top of the league

(maybe when we are in the Unipart Norhern No- hopers division 6)

Not like you ron to be this down on the plight of our club

Quoted from dapperz fun pub

Not like you ron to be this down on the plight of our club

I think i have just about had it, mate. This latest idiocy with Radio Humberside has drained the last vestiges of hope that the club might be run by people that know how to turn it round.  I feel we are doomed.

'3-0 to the Mariners .. 3-0 to the Mariners'

In our Grimsby homes
We talk with an accent extremely rare
We have a fish factory if you want one to spare
In our Grimsby homes

Quoted from crusty ole pie

In our Grimsby homes
We talk with an accent extremely rare
We have a fish factory if you want one to spare
If you want a fish factory we've got one to spare
In our Grimsby homes

Corrected.

However new version;
In our Grimsby homes
We talk with an accent extremely rare
If you want a new manager we've got one to spare
In our Grimsby homes

Quoted from petethemariner

'3-0 to the Mariners .. 3-0 to the Mariners'

1-0!

"score in a minute, we're gonna score in a minute..'

Can we play you every week!

Ok, we hear that from opponents!

Quoted from WOZOFGRIMSBY

Can we play you every week!

Unless it's Alfreton, maybe.

'there's only one John Fenty'

'we're proud of you, we're proud of you' etc etc  

One that springs to mind that isn't sung and really given our current plight should be...

"Those were the days"  

Russell Russell give us a wave

the football league.........is upside down........the football league is upside down
were going up, with the barnet/luton/hereford etc etc
the football league is upside down

"Oh the lads, sure to see us coming,
fastest team in the land and always in the running,
all the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,
walking down the Grimsby Road,
To see the (current managers) aces"

We want six

1 man went to kill, went to kill a yorkie, one man and his baseball bat, went to kill a yorkie,
2 men went to kil etc etc

loved it in the ponny when a good crowd shouted out the last line when we got to 10 men lol, good times had by all in them days.

Was surprised to hear the Yorkshire Ripper chant at Halifax.

Barrett, Barrett give us a song
Barrett give us a song

We are Louth we are Louth we are Louth