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buckstown
September 30, 2010, 8:32pm
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Marinerian, I'm 57 and going through a serious midlife crisis. Will a sports car make me more attractive to younger women and if so which one? I've got about £108.42 saved up.
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September 30, 2010, 9:03pm

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Marinerian, I'm 57 and going through a serious midlife crisis. Will a sports car make me more attractive to younger women and if so which one? I've got about £108.42 saved up.


Mate be different, go for an ex British Army Tank, it will  make you look dead hard and will protect you from the Terrorists that are threatening is!

Another bonus is a copper can't see you making out in it with a hottie of a woman

Also who is going to try and urine you off when you have a turret you can turn  

Sports cars are so 1980's!


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September 30, 2010, 9:13pm
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Dear Marinerian

Do you have any idea when Lewis Gobern's Mrs will strut her horny,sexy body through the Pontoon again on match day  ?


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September 30, 2010, 9:39pm

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Dear Marinerian

Do you have any idea when Lewis Gobern's Mrs will strut her horny,sexy body through the Pontoon again on match day  ?


With you lot shoutinh "get your mammaries out" every 2 seconds, probally never, rumour is she prefer the Upper Findus  


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With you lot shoutinh "get your mammaries out" every 2 seconds, probally never, rumour is she prefer the Upper Findus  
Poor show that


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September 30, 2010, 9:51pm

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Dear Ian,
Which is best to impress the opposite sex:-

A) big hairy gnads
           OR
B) small silky smooth testé


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Dear Ian,
Which is best to impress the opposite sex:-

A) big hairy gnads
           OR
B) small silky smooth testé


most prefer a smooth n silky, means they don't have to get the pubes out from between their teeth! Thoughsome like big gonads that fill up their mouth like a meatball feast  

what would you prefer if you was a woman?


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most prefer a smooth n silky, means they don't have to get the pubes out from between their teeth! Thoughsome like big gonads that fill up their mouth like a meatball feast  

what would you prefer if you was a woman?


I have nipped on Si's computer while he is on the loo.

Keep it trimmed and we will stay down there a bit longer.

Debs


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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September 30, 2010, 11:13pm
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MarinerIan -

My girlfriend has give me a hard choice recently, i need your help !

she told me either take the pictures of naked women of the walls or she will stop me attending GTFC matches what do i do ?
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